Ucc changing the world .
Iām only after arriving lads and Iāve had a seriously deviant experience. The guesthouse left us out keys as we were arriving after 11. I went to my room, opened the door and walked in to hear someone roaring from within. The sick fucks seem to be playing some sort of random swingers game. It sounded like an oul fella in his sixties so I shut the door and legged it. Iām not the better for it yet.
Your imagination ( fantasy) knows no bounds, lucky to be left into civilisation
Head out for a swim to calm your nerves.
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I donāt think youāre taking this seriously enough.
A guest houseā¦in 2020??? Where abouts?
Cark.
what part you gowl?
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Beside the silver springs. Old style b and b guesthouse place. Iāve often stayed here when in cork. Old but spacious and they serve one of the best breakfasts youāll find in Cark. Vincent is some man to poach a few eggs.
I know a forum member who was disturbed in his hotel room last weekend by another couple literally walking into the room. Reception had double booked the room by mistake and so the coupleās room cards had been activated to allow them to walk into the room he was already occupying. I wonāt embarrass him by naming him but he kicked up a big fuss with the hotel afaik as he was semi-naked when his visitors arrived. That said, I donāt think they saw his little @Appendage.
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You get what you pay for.
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I didnāt pay to have a sixty year old man waiting in the bed when I got here. Not sure what that costs?
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Heād have been annoyed had I tagged him.
Larry Tompkins has put the pub up for sale.
Had a few great nights in there over the years, especially around Cheltenham time. Fine spot. As per the Cork Examiner itās hoped it will go for ā¬700k.
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Larry is a sound skin and ran a grand shop there . A decent sort
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That will be in the Greenhills next May.
An unusual character is how id describe him. Always had the pub down for a kip but id be open to correction on that. Hope he makes a few quid anyways
Cork weirdos have elected a load off FF and only one woman in the entire county. And she only got elected cos theyāre pulling their stomachs off about her.
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A suspended sentence!
If it was was my daughter Iād kill this Cark weirdo stone fucking dead. And maybe the judge too for good measure.