Cork weirdo/sicko thread

Seems spidey wanted people to see it now. A bit off putting up tweets of random people

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You’re being @Spidey white knight here sure :man_shrugging::man_shrugging:

And the klaxon sounded, and the wagons appeared saving carkies from real and imagined dangers

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Are you alright mate?

There was something about Anal Leprosy the other day when you got offended as well, are you angry now because you jumped in stupidly there and couldn’t follow the post trail?
Try to chill out a bit today :+1:

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Stage 5.5

The klaxon sounded loud and clear. It appeared on my timeline - I thought it was extremely cork to put Ed’s sweater selection down to his love of cork.

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I’d be more concerned about that appearing on your timeline

I’ll get the twitter algo team on it for you pal

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Sorry mate, I meant no offence, I’m sure it appeared in your timeline randomly as these things do. Weird how some people get so angry :man_shrugging:

#teamsheerin

Very odd. Sure you arrived in to save @Spidey who didn’t badly need saving? Did he sound a klaxon?

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:grinning: TFK at the finest

Genuine bitterness all caused by ed sheerans colour of jumper

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Do you have an audit trail of me swinging in to rescue spidey do you?

Sure the board has seen on multiple occasions the cork wagons circling, like they are here even though BIAT, belatedly, admitted hed gotten it wrong

@Spidey knew exactly what he was doing, the cunt!

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He knew lads would wash the flour off their hands and rush to the defence of cark.

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It’s kinda cute really

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So

  1. Spidey posted a tweet
  2. BIAT came in as a white knight defending the tweeter
  3. You appeared out of nowhere defending spidey

This is about you man. Own it.

You forgot
4. Klaxon sounds and gil comes in like the ERU shooting robbers,cops and hostages

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Very early on the day to be making such a fool of yourself on the internet.

agreed, you’d think that dan would know better