Cork weirdo/sicko thread

Deary me

@EstebanSexface see all this shit? I see a severe lack of friendship bracelets around here.

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Good that you’re taking ownership

Cork

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Ed Sheeran has already declared that he knows Limerick will be the best night of the tour so no harm that he shows Cork a bit of love.

It was.

We need to embrace the way of the bbq

You thai dye a few shirts and I’ll get braiding bracelets

On occasion, Cole would wander the streets with a cow’s teat poking through the fly of his trousers; once he judged he had caused optimum outrage he would cut off the offending protrusion with a pair of scissors.[10]

According to another story he bought tickets for particular seats at a theatrical performance he considered pretentious and distributed them to eight bald men whose heads, painted with a single letter, spelled out the word “B-O-L-L-O-C-K-S” (another source claims it was four men’s heads making the word F-U-C-K),[13] which was legible from the circle and boxes above.[14][15]

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Horace sounds the type of lad who’d be drowning in likes around here.

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CORK

Used work there and Gorbys
Some high tides literally bring the sewers up

Bounced in Plato Murphy’s and the manager on several occasions had the student workers mopping and using squeejes ( wrong spelling) as the shire and piss was coming into the pub
He didn’t give a fuck
John Paul ( of John Paul construction lineage part owned it)

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Like his style

Whats that about?

Feral children in or from carrigaline. Politicians are still pricking around about putting a garda station out there

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truncheons and pepper spray shouldve been the order of the day here

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Been a guard is an awful job.

A blast of a taser would send a strong message

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Driving through Blackpool a while ago and I spotted what I though was a man walking a tiny puppy. It was in fact a ferret on a lead.

Never change cork

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