Cork weirdo/sicko thread

gilgamboa · February 11, 2018, 8:22pm

Glad you enjoyed it. RIver Lee hotel probably much cheaper than Hayfield manor and its at least its equal.

Paradiso is sensational alright. Not many places on the go as long as it.

Oyster is a good call with the mrs. Same ownership as noted cunthole House. Wouldnt be many cunts in cork tho

Locke · February 12, 2018, 8:18am

Is the Oyster the one that’s down one of the lanes off Patrick’s St? Behind where the new Capital is… not a bad spot if it is, more for couples

Copper_pipe · February 12, 2018, 9:31am

No sign of a wild @ChocolateMice on the streets of Cark yet

Phil_Leotardo · February 12, 2018, 9:34am

That is it

Horsebox · February 12, 2018, 9:51am

Just had a look at the menu for Paradiso there. Looks outrageously expensive for veg and tofu. What did you have?

anon61956325 · February 12, 2018, 9:52am

Veg with tofu.

Phil_Leotardo · February 12, 2018, 10:12am

It is pricey but don’t knock it until you have tried it.

Went for the tortellini for starters and the feta and pistacio couscous cake for mains.

Horsebox · February 12, 2018, 10:17am

Sounds nice enough but 33 quid for that it would want to be good.

Phil_Leotardo · February 12, 2018, 10:34am

I’d have no problem paying it again.

TreatyStones · February 12, 2018, 10:35am

Horsebox roaring inside there “WHERE’S ME MATE?, WHERE’S ME FUCKIN MATE”

caoimhaoin · February 12, 2018, 10:36am

Heard it was full of shapers???

Phil_Leotardo · February 12, 2018, 10:36am

I’d be worried that certain posters here would not have appreciation of such fine dining

caoimhaoin · February 12, 2018, 10:37am

What brings you to Cork so often?

Copper_pipe · February 12, 2018, 10:50am

I wouldn’t say twice in 2 weeks is often. To answer your question, I’ve an interview.

caoimhaoin · February 12, 2018, 10:58am

Good luck with it

backinatracksuit · February 12, 2018, 5:26pm

It’s a superb restaurant, when it opened first my pals girlfriend was one of the chefs, I ate in there the week it opened, probably 93 or 94 when vegetarian cooking in Cork was pizza in the quay co-op, it was extraordinary what Denis Cotter was doing back then, he’s some amazing chef,
Just a pity you never got to the Fob afterwards to join a very very exclusive group of people who’ve been in both establishments willingly

caulifloweredneanderthal · February 12, 2018, 7:20pm

You’d want your head examined not to like the grub in Cafe Paradiso. Worth every penny, and this is coming from a snackbox merchant @Horsebox

Can’t believe @ChocolateMice stood @Phil_Leotardo up and went for some carvery instead. You can take the man out of Limerick…

Locke · February 12, 2018, 7:46pm

Anyone from Cork want to explain the term “a Manage”? It was explained to me there at dinner and I don’t think my explanation would do it justice.

myboyblue · February 12, 2018, 7:46pm

Think it’s a threesome mate.

Julio_Geordio · February 12, 2018, 7:49pm

Can you use it in a sentence please