Cork weirdo/sicko thread

Here, keep out of it, Iā€™ve no fishue with you.

well ive a tuna complaints about you.

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well complain then, donā€™t let salmon else do it

I thought you were my chum?

id have to get off my perch

grand, stay away from that @myboyblue eel only wreck your head

youre my sole buddy one here

Iā€™ll fucking shoal you mate, watch your step.

I knew salmon here liked me.

right, will you let me off the hook?

youre a trout and trout good guy

Ffs someone mentions a fish pun and ye all fall for it, hook line and sinker.

Only if you stop, Iā€™ve just about haddock with your puns.

Aw cmere and give me a cuttle bro.

Iā€™ll let it off so, Iā€™ve been herring rumours youā€™re not to be messed with

Youā€™re not wrong, Iā€™ll have your head on a pike if youā€™re not careful.

grand, I donā€™t want to end up in a cofin.

Donā€™t play koi with me mate, I know youā€™re not one bit scared.

ah thatā€™s only a load of pollocks.

Look mate, its school, lets just drop it.