Cork weirdo/sicko thread

It’s well established that nice guys finish last.

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If they finish at all

I may put the TFK method of waiting outside the Ladies toilet in Coppers to use on Saturday :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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they let the woman finish first

not like the GAA fellas on the FAS schemes… I suppose they were working to warm themselves…

What Gaa fellas? What FAS schemes ?

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What is Marymount? Is it a soccer club or is it a hospice? If the latter, then rename the event as a fund raiser and be done with it. If the former, then they should be told to fuck off without apology. I’m sure that the family of Liam Miller isn’t on the bread line but there are many in Cark who are, perhaps due to the fact that they have a loved one in the hospice. When it’s all over, the soccerball crowd should be told to fuck right off and that cunt Flynn thrown out of the Páirc.

I remember playing Gaelic underage and when some guy would kick it on the ground, the coach/trainer/mentors would be roaring “ahhh, don’t mind the soccer, will you rise it!”. Steamers of the highest order. Constantly referring to the “soccer crowd”… They used to train together, socialise together, work together, probably rode each other’s wives too. Cliquey fuckers. If you weren’t in with them, you were sidelined. Literally. So I went away and played soccer instead, which was more enjoyable. Everyone got a fair go, and we won medals, unlike said GAA club.

Caoimhin is right on all of this. Marymount is a hospice. O Flynns loans of €1.8 billion were sold to Nama for €1.1 billion. Tax payer obviously picked up tab for €700m. Imagine how many hospices you could set up with that. He hasnt once deviated from his opulent lifestyle and blamed others continuously for his own mistakes. This is merely a vanity project for him. Its a sort of character laundering exercise for want of a better description by engaging in these events. Its better though to lambast GAA and indulge greedy self entitled property tycoons though. This is the populist Ireland we live in now.

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You were probably too much of a windy cunt to play GAA. Everyone got medals playing soccer did they. Awh isnt that lovely. Everyone’s a winner.

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You could have just said you were shit at hurling. Probably too soft

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It was never like that in my experience growing up in Cork. Sounds like you were coached by serious oddballs

No. We won leagues and cups in soccer. Cups. Our local GAA club thought they were a hurling club mainly, and only for the “soccer crowd”, wouldn’t have had a football team for the summer.
I wasn’t into on field brawls either, so maybe that’s why I never “made it” in GAA. Glorified faction fights every other week…
If being a windy cunt is not being into “opening lads” and “levelling lads”, yeah, I guess you’re right.
Are you one of the Hit the Diff, vodka and red bull, fight in the nightclub, you broke my gold necklace crowd?

Probably one of those kids who played hide and seek with his invincible friend when the match would be on and would cry uncontrollably when he couldnt take the penalty.

Are you a bit of a fanny?

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I was more used to saving penalties.

Yes, they were serious oddballs.

One of them would be handy to be fair. Get him to test out stuff to make sure it was safe

The best post in this thread so far. The cunts should have been strung up along South Mall as a lesson to others.

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unreal cameo from @johnnysachs there
wow :clap:

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