Coronavirus - Close the Airports

Fumble in your greasy face mask. The public are to blame for any spike

You’d think they’d give him a slot just inside the government gates, at least.

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They are just playing for time here, Caitriona Perry asking inane questions and hoping desperately Leo and co arrive on any second.

Catriona helpfully pointing out that there are 4 podiums at the press conference

Open the pubs

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We’re on our way lads. Well done to you all.

RTE Player showing George Lee having the craic during Leo’s speech :joy: :joy:

Edit: or more likely it’s just that RTE player is shit. It’s now showing people coming out to the podiums, during his speech.

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Is it tomorrow the pubs and restaurants open in Denmark?

We’re getting there
Well done Ireland
You can’t spell “Ole, Ole, Ole” without the letters L, E and O.

@Batigol point 5 here is practically urging us to go for a few handy ones.

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These grants are only a cod

What if you have multiple personality disorder? Or multiple tfk accounts? Or multiple people using the one account? Are you breaking the rules? It’s not clear

Christ, I’d hate to be married to Heather Humphreys. Every day would be like an ICA meeting.

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Harris is a miserable cunt

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The back to work protocols are some pile of scutter.

What are all the scientists at? All the phds we’ve paid for.

Science has failed us all

Not being a minister for health. He couldn’t have arts

You can tell by the body language that there’s no love lost between Holohan and that weasel Harris.

Can both be sent out to a farm for turn rest of their lives