Sarcasm will get you nowhere.
Thereās nobody flying mate.
There has been significantly more flying and movement within the EU as a whole than Ireland. I believe that Ireland is 90% down YoY for the summer months in terms planed whilst the EU was down 57%.
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Patrick Oā Donovan says you canāt have a slab of cans after your dinner now.
If pubs and off-licences were closed for 3 weeks with the threat of them not opening until numbers are low - weād be at zero cases on the stroke of midnight on day 14
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Itād be a big ask for people to get three weeks of cans in tonight alright.
How would we sit through the Ireland match tomorrow though?
The Irish have a savage bad problem with Alcohol.
Iām afraid Patrick is after exposing himself badly there. An āafter dinner aperitifā is a contradiction in terms. An aperitif is by definition a drink taken before a meal to stimulate the appetite.
Iād say theyāll be laughing up their sleeves at Patrick in places like Adare, Martinstown, South Circular Road and the Na Piarsaigh clubhouse.
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And the bells were ringing out for Christmas day
Patrick wouldnāt have a clue. The man hasnāt had a day or nightās craic in his life.
Heāll be getting a smackdown from Leo, who loves a few cans in the park.
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College Road Centra in Cark back in August 
The minister explained that his brother, is a publican,
Drink the cans before the dinner. Gotcha
It will give you an awful goo on you for the grub.
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Stock up
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Insert your own lubricant jokes
Castrol GTX
Portaloos have been delivered to the checkpoint on the M4.
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