Coronavirus thread - 19/10/2020 - The Day Ireland Died

Thank God for the likes of Amazon.

McDonkey is beaming.

Here is McDonkey now.

Donnelly has this thing where he half closes his right eye when he is making a serious point.

Thereā€™ll be no fines again. Absolute lies, completely unconstitutional. The Guards will continue to be powerless

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I canā€™t believe the Minister for Health cannot clearly answer a question asking if we have more nurses now than we did last year.

A rheumatologist on now.

Weā€™re all essential services.

Sheā€™s after admitting that the hospitals are empty

What does a rheumatologist do?

I was just thinking, Iā€™ve never done cocaine because it doesnā€™t appeal to me, but if I only get a few weeks outside of lockdown maybe I should try it this Christmas.

They leak information from NPHET meetings

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Looks after old crocks like me

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November 27th boys and girls!

Confirms that old lads who are limping have rheumatism.

Thereā€™ll be people visiting graves of relatives they never knew for the day out

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Rhuminates on stuff

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A fucking funeral director. Like they give a shit

Claire Byrne is a dab hand at asking leading questions

25 for a wedding.

10 for a funeral.

Picking numbers out of their arse.