Countdown to Wrestlemania XXV

In the last second of the final hour, I made a choice - and damn it I’m going to Wrestlemania!

Just booked the Wrestlemania Gold Package for next year’s Big Dance in Houston, Texas, taking place on Sunday 5th April.

Package is from Friday 3rd - Monday 6th and includes 3-nights accomodation, Saturday morning brunch and autograph signing session with WWE Superstars, tickets into Saturday night’s Hall of Fame induction ceremony and then tickets to the greatest show of them all itself on the Sunday night.

This will be off the fooking hook, off the fooking chain. Woooooooooooo.

How much is that setting you back Bandage? I always wanted to go myself but doubt any mates would go with me as they not into the wrestling as I am.

Can’t recall offhand as the emails are on my work address but there’s three of us so we ordered a double package and a single package. They’ve no triple packages and the double and single work out cheaper than three singles. It cost about 650eur each and that’s for 3 nights accomodation, induction ceremony, brunch and autograph signing session and then the event itself. It’s only the accomodation and wrestling side of things that’s included so it’s up to yourself to sort out flights. We’ll probably fook off to another city for a week either before or after it too. You haven’t lived until you’ve experienced Wrestlemania.

Thats not a bad deal at all. Early murmors that Stone Cold will be inducted into the hall of fame as its in Texas. That would be a great night. Its something that would live forever in your mind.

fuck sake bandage you could get 6 and a half prostitutes for that kinda money rather than being over there with all them kids and fatties…ah well different strokes for different folks…

Christ Puke, just because I’ve shelled out that much for the grappling it doesn’t mean I won’t be going around with an additional stack of $50 bills in a bum bag looking for prostitutes to nail.

you should get $10 bills makes it easier to haggle…or so a friend of mine assures me anyway…

That’s the kind of wisdom only an experienced hooker banger can provide. You just can’t buy knowledge like that.

i actually have an absolute hum dinger of a story about a gormless dim witted friend of mine and a protitute in santa ponsa last year…might save it up for TFK articles…

[quote=“Bandage”]In the last second of the final hour, I made a choice - and damn it I’m going to Wrestlemania!

Just booked the Wrestlemania Gold Package for next year’s Big Dance in Houston, Texas, taking place on Sunday 5th April.

Package is from Friday 3rd - Monday 6th and includes 3-nights accomodation, Saturday morning brunch and autograph signing session with WWE Superstars, tickets into Saturday night’s Hall of Fame induction ceremony and then tickets to the greatest show of them all itself on the Sunday night.

This will be off the fooking hook, off the fooking chain. Woooooooooooo.[/quote]

As a non believer, what the is the attraction with wrestlemania? Thats serious wads to be spendin on a bit of histrionics by a load of fat blokes.

Padjo, I love the whole package basically. I’m equally interested in the microphone side of things and the promo pieces the wrestlers do to build up feuds and set the scene for the battles at the pay-per-view events. They can be great entertainment and seriously funny. Then the actual art of what they do and the thrills and spills of a top class bout are super and the quality wrestlers’ ability to make a fight into an all out classic and the passions they stoke up in the crowd is class. And then of course there’s also the fanfare element and the kind of taking the piss out of yourself and a load of nutjob Americans. I can’t wait to be standing up in the Big Dance arena pointing a big inflatable hand at John Cena and shouting ‘Cena sucks! Cena sucks!’

Why have you turned on Cena there? I though you loved his whole gimmick?

No, I don’t like Cena. I like his music and that’s about it. Prefer someone with a bit more skill and variety rather than a pure power freak.

Cena destroyed wrestling for me. He made it totally unwatchable. Now at least the majority of the crowd realise he’s muck. As regards his in ring ability he’s ok, more variety than The Kahli anyway. I recently bought myself a Mr. Kennedy shirt, class, and an old school Shawn Michaels shirt.

[SIZE=1] N.B. I will never refer to The Kahli as great as the word does not apply to him in anyway.[/SIZE]

How did you go about ordering the package Bandage? I got the form sent to me from WWE.com and it seems a bit unsecure to me.

We filled out the form, scanned it in work and emailed it back. Probably a bit insecure alright but went with it anyway.

Well there we go. Gold package being purchased. Should be one for the ages.

Myself and Ball will see ya for a few scoops over there Bandage. Then enjoy a few bagels at the Bacon, Bagels & Biceps brunch on the Sunday.

I think this will be like the typical situation in the pub at Christmas where you have to avoid some of the potholes you went to school with.

…except they can’t avoid you coz you’re everywhere.