Coup d'etat thread

Sir Robert Mugabe gone, the Queen will be devo

A brutal dictator and Sir Robert

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Sir Bob.

The shit he got away with only to be brought down by following his cock.

What did he do to piss of the wife?

I think the main thing was that he failed to get her to automatically succeed him. The army decided that the country wasn’t going to be run by a hereditary pseudo monarchy, unless it was the army.

It was more what the wife did to piss off the country

I hear in the news reports she has legged it to Namibia. She got out of there fierce quick. Robert will probably have her replaced within the week. :slight_smile:

Would ya give her one @ciarancareyshurlingarmy

She couldnt go to South Africa with the charges against her there. Which is surprising considering how far up Mugabe’s hole Zuma is.

I’d say she’d destroy you.

Sir. Robert says he’s going nowhere.

All very disappointing. I was expecting a ceaucescu type end to the reign

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Mugabe seems to still carry a lot of respect. It was just Grace and her positioning of herself to take over after he died that people weren’t fond of.

@Tassotti @glasagusban
imagine bending grace over and driving in, her arse clattering off ya

Fuck lads. I’m after striking it lucky!!
Grace Mugabe has emailed me to help her hide $96m, it has to be gone from her account in the next 48 hours or we lose it all. I can’t believe my luck I just have to send her a few details so she can lodge it to my visa account and she’ll give me half of it when she gets to Europe. Fuck her I’ll be in America by then she’ll never find me.

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Don’t forget to give her one from TFK.

He hasn’t gone away you know.

Bob is hanging on in there