Rusban from DPD was just here. I’m usually not around for deliveries but he was a great lad during the pandemic especially at our old house until his route changed. He’s back around now at our new place. Had a quick rustle in my pocket and found a tenner and told him to have a pint on me over the Christmas. Couldn’t find a 20 anywhere (cheap Tipp cunt etc.) but he was happy out.
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Parcel Motel ceasing operations on the 31st January. Brexit probably ruined it as a business model
I was behind those lads that day! He crashed around 150 m further on. Packages all over the place.
What was in the packages you picked up?
Dildos whips handcuffs…you know the usual shit
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Ive a mate whos a courier, he said you just know its a dildo especially when an overweight women is delighted when her package arrives
I’ve 12 quid on my parcel motel account. I wasn’t fussed about it. I am now fussed about it after they created a deliberately convoluted way to claim a refund to hang on to money.
They should have said we’ll donate balances to a homeless charity.
Cunts
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It’s a decent gesture,my postie gets it, always and without fail
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The absolute stupid cunts sent me my balance in US dollars. I actually thought there was more in there until they emailed me asking how much and then I realised it was just a fiver and I sounded like a tight Tipp cunt asking for the it back. Yesterday, I realised they had given me ten times the balance I had in the account. I mailed them back about sending them their money back but their customer service was traditionally shite/slow that it will be 2024 when I hear back.
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Mine arrived yesterday. Absolute cunts.
Did they send you ten times what you were due?
No. Exact amount. They could have recharged card but the rigmarole suggests they are a crowd of cunts or a lemonade stand operation. I’m going for the former.
They probably hadn’t allowed for Brexit in their business plan…
Don’t boast on Twitter about them overpaying you.
I was only thinking that!!
The problem here is I want to give them the money back
Ref most couriers in Ireland 
they’re fairly bad
But these DPD cunts take bad to a whole different level
Unable to reschedule an order is a fuckin disgrace
And the monkeys delivering just fuck stuff over the wall
Won’t answer calls
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Racist
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That’s a fact