As the tide goes out on Covid a thread to list all the silly things we did/were told to do to flatten the curve and protect the vulnerable
Temperature checks to go into shops/gyms
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Lads wiping down shopping trolleys like Mr Wolf in Pulp Fiction
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Getting injected with monkey juice to have a pint in a 10% full pub with no atmosphere will surely be up there.
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The taping up/banning of using exercise equipment or benches in outdoor parks
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Having to stay at home with the wife and kids
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Lied to gardai that I was doing an unmerciful amount of shopping for my elderly mother.
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Advised to wipe down each individual shopping item before putting it in the cupboard
E9 meals
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Wearing face shields which were apparently more effective than masks
Setting my Tinder radius to 5km.
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Continuing to wash your hands for an airborne virus
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“I was feeding the cattle” March to June of 2020 was absolutely insane looking back at it now
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Using waze like the kinahan gang to go for a swim in the nuclear Irish Sea
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Not to wear a mask swiftly followed by wear a mask or you will die
Not to take an Antigen test swiftly followed by take Antigens tests all day every day for the rest of your lives
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Remain 2 meters apart except in places where you can remain 1 meter apart
Wear a mask into a pub. Take it off while you drink for as long as you want. Put it on for the 5m walk to the toilet and back. Take it back off.
For an airborne virus.
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Pubs closed at 8, mass closed at 12
Put your mask on at the bar when at an indoor rave