Whats the difference between pussy & parsley ?
Who the fuck eats parsley .
What is the difference between a knackers snatch and a hurley?
You could stand 2 licks of the hurley
What do girls at a party and parking spaces have in common
When you show up all the best ones are taken and when nobodys looking you try to slip it into a disabled one
piss poor effort…heres another one…
whats the difference between peanut butter and jam??..you cant peanut your cock up a birds arse…
I read a story in the paper today about this dwarf that was pickpocketed
How could anyone stoop so low?
did you hear about the clown that got sacked from the amusement park
he sued them for funfair dismissal :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
What goes in and out and smells likes piss?
A knacker doing the hokey cokey
A priest was driving along and became upset when he ran over a frog. He stopped and was surprised to find the frog alive. Taking it home he revived the frog with a warm bath and some fly soup. Then the frog was tired so he popped it into bed. The frog needed a kiss to get off to sleep so the priest delivered a small peck on the cheek. In an instant the frog transformed into an eleven year old boy. And that your honour is the case for the defence.
I’d say thats more life experience than a joke somehow.
whats got 100 legs and smells of piss?
the front row of Live at 3.
(an oldie)
I hope Nigeria draw Germany in the knock out stages of the World Cup. I can’t wait to see NIG - GER in the corner of the screen…in South Africa.
a jew,a mexican and a nigger walk into a bar and the barman says get te fuck outta here :lol:
You racist bastard.
Admins, ban this mong.
ban this clown
good riddance you racist pig
Get off my lawn
[quote=“north county corncrake, post: 44582”]
ban this clown
good riddance you racist pig
[/quote]eat shit and die cunt