I have a crush on the M1 toll lady. She is in her mid 20s with luscious black hair, a lovely smile and slender figure. What I like about her most is her charm, she is always very friendly and takes time to pay a compliment or make general chit chat with me. I find it brightens up my day when she is on the toll.
Crushes are something that develop inside, pal. I think it’s more authentic when you’ve met them but celebrities are fine too. I have a huge crush on Roberta Mastromichele for instance.
There is one on the side of a cow-shed at home. I associate it with many a fun afternoon.
The whole shebang was nearly dragged out the fields about 15 years ago by a Charolais whose arse was both wider and higher than the gate. He was fucking massive.
[QUOTE=“The Lopper, post: 1000375, member: 1557”]There is one on the side of a cow-shed at home. I associate it with many a fun afternoon.
The whole shebang was nearly dragged out the fields about 15 years ago by a Charolais whose arse was both wider and higher than the gate. He was fucking massive.[/QUOTE]
Untrue. The term “Aul’ Lad” would have featured strongly though. Even into his late 80’s he had a fascination for activities around the place. He’d be out directing operations, whether it be cattle related or other tasks, all the time fucking and blinding at livestock, vets, me or the weather.
He’ll be 10 years dead tomorrow week RIP. A gas man, until the final week when the battery finally ran out. He was 94 and attributed his longevity to a diet of the two P’s. Porridge in the morning and Powers in the evening.
[QUOTE=“Il Bomber Destro, post: 1000352, member: 2533”]I have a crush on the M1 toll lady. She is in her mid 20s with luscious black hair, a lovely smile and slender figure. What I like about her most is her charm, she is always very friendly and takes time to pay a compliment or make general chit chat with me. I find it brightens up my day when she is on the toll.
Anyone else got any crushes?[/QUOTE]
I have a toll tag. I never have to bother with these fuckers.