Iâve had two PMs proposing a tiered competition for senior, intermediate and junior cunts.
One of them told me that such a system works well at club level so there is no reason why it wouldnât work well at cunty level.
The other proposed that the winners of the intermediate and junior competitions be admitted to the senior cunt competition via a back door.
These proposals were dismissed.
The lad in row 27C on flight EI0660 this morning.
Did I mention Jarlath Burns?
The cunt in seat 28C on Aer Lingus Flight flight EI0660 this morning.
Conaire Adams Whyte.
Mark wahlberg.
Gerry Adams.
AogĂĄn Ă Fearghail
Denis OâBrien.
Kevin Kilbane
I nominate Larry Goodman.
âComedianâ David OâDoherty.
Austin Stack.
Kenny and Martin are two despicable cunts.Stack is being used like a rented mule here by the two of them.
The rubber bandits
Tommy Conlon for his completely unprovoked attack on Ronnie OâSullivan
Jerry Flannery is an exceptional candidate every year.
Alan Farrell TD.
Ian OâDoherty in the unlikely event he hasnât been mentioned up to now.
@Rocko for his ongoing war on free speech on the Internet.
Bryan McFaddenâŚsurely already up, but I want to make sure.
Joe Brolly. For crying like a baby when someone decided to give him a taste of his own medicine
Twink is like shite on your shoe. Just canât get rid of the smell
Sean Hannity.
âBobâ Casey
Rudolph Guilliani a close second if Iâve spelled the fuckers name correctly.
Limerick Monopoly game people
David Walsh
Colin Murray
John Bruton.Some great stuff in the State Papers today. Hereâs John on apartheid in South Africa in 1986:
I nominate Daryl Gurney.
Bernard Brogan
Rob Kiernan
Arlene Foster
Checked to end
What did Dennis Irwin do to qualify?
Informative rating.
Ask the good people of the Netherlands
Always thought Keith wood was a complete cunt.
Havenât heard great reports from people who dealt with him either.
LONG LIST:
1 Niamh Horan
2 Heather Humphreys and her Irelandâs Call treachery.
3 Philip Ryan
4 Ronald Quinlan
5 the doorman from Mat the millers in kilkenny who was caught standing on some lads head who was being held down by another doorman.
6 John Doyle
7 Simon Harris
8 Gary âPsychoâ Walsh
9 Shane Curran.
10 Michael Fitzmaurce
11 Ming Flanagan who wouldnt know where Kinvara is.
12 JP McManus
Laurie Penny â ineligible
13 James Nesbitt
14 Bridie from Ardrahan
15 Amanda Brunker
16 Eoghan McDermott
17 Tom dunne
18 Aidan Coughlan
19 The bearded hipster Gobshite in the AXA red line ad.
20 John McGuire from Quote Devil.
21 David Begg making an early break for it
22 Ivan Souptaker Yates. Scalder cunt.
23 Kyle and Shirley - backed by AIB.
These 2 cunts from the Bank of Ireland Mortgage add MULTIPLE
All those who give Mary Hannafin their first preferences in the General election. INELIGIBLE
24 John Delaney.
25 Gay Byrne
26 Niall Breslin
27 Enda McNulty.
28 Denis OâBrien
29 John Bruton.
JP McManus MULTIPLE
30 Ray DâArcy
John Bruton. MULTIPLE
31 Twat Rabbitte.
32 declan lynch
33 Lee Carsley
KPMG Marketing INELIGIBLE
34 Conor OâShea.
35 Anton Savage
36 Martin Breheny.
37 Niall Boylan 4fm talkshow host and staunch West Brit.
38 Mick Galway.
39 Enda kenny, with his snakey whataboutery full of shit wankerism. And he is a turncoat sell out cunt
40 Baldy Noonan⌠He will be hated by one all this time next year.
41 Phillip Boucher Hayes
42 Peter Sutherland
43 Ivana Batshit
44 Carl/Karl Kinsella of J*e.ie
45 Ferdia.
46 The Zimbabwean lad who tried to take on Deano.
Bressie. MULTIPLE
47 Dr Peter Meagher, consultant plastic surgeon, the Beacon Hospital Dublin. Also served as medic for Gonzaga College in the Leinster Schools Cup and attempted to have a concussed player potentially kill himself on the field of play.
48 Oliver Callan
49 Nominee: Regina Doherty, Fine Gael TD
50 Mr Moran of Morans at the Weir fame. - @flattythehurdler - PLEASE CLARIFY ONE NOMINEE HERE
51 Niall Collins
52 Radio rugby commentator Michael Corcoran.
53 Big Bob Casey
The Man City Keepet INELIGIBLE
Every cunt that voted for the drug dealers apologist, Collins and those that put two blueshirts into seats in Limerick. INELIGIBLE
54 Jack chambers. Fiana fail.
55 John Drennan.
56 Eamon Dunphy FF
57 Jarlath Burns
58 Cian @ProperChurch Healy.
59 This Dr Julien Mercille cunt thatâs on TV3 now. Heâs one annoying preachy cunt.
60 John Duggan.
61 Patsy McGarry of the Irish Times
62 ruth the dud
63 kevin myarse
Philip Boucher Hayes MULTIPLE
64 John macintyre.
Kevin Myers MULTIPLE
65 Gordon DâArcy.
66 Thomas Byrne TD.
67 Jack OâConnor of Siptu
68 Bob Geldof.
69 Michaella McCollum.
70 Alison OâReilly of the Irish Mail, for preying on the greiving mother in the Buncrana pier tragedy and then using her comments as a splashy page 1 âexclusiveâ when the mother was under the impression she wasnât being interviewed.
71 Frank Flannery.
Used his influence in Rehab to get contracts for his own companies. Some of these were offshore I believe. Invoiced Rehab for hundreds of thousands when he was a director for âconsultancy servicesâ.
Despite being on the media constantly discussing politics for decades as a FG advisor, he refuses to appear in front of Dail Public Accounts committee to explain Rehab payments made to him to lobby government.
Now he canât say how his name pops up in the Panama Papers, which mention a deposit of âŹ250,000 from an undeclared offshore bank account. Cunt. Blames is all on his accountant, who is dead, conveniently.
72 Michael Healy Rae
Yatesey MULTIPLE
73 Barry Cowen.
Heâs come across as an absolute cunt every time heâs appeared in the media since the election.
A real typical sleeveen Fianna FĂĄil prick with that permanently perplexed expression on his face and a load of âcute hoorâ soundbites.
He was interviewed on Six One earlier and asked about Irish Water being a red line issue.
âWeâve got no red lines, blue lines or clotheslinesâ, he replied.
Cunt.
Pat Rabbitte MULTIPLE
74 Noel Dempsey
75 Ursla Hannigan is an utter cunt
Niall Collins. Another cunt of beyond epic proportions. MULTIPLE
76 MicheĂĄl Martin
Simon Harris. MULTIPLE
77 Kevin McStay.
78 Paddy Joe Burke is his name.
Claire Underwood. INELIGIBLE
Cunt extraordinaire.
79 Paul McGinley - golf commentator, public speaker and compulsive liar.
80 @Raylanâs friend who stole all the money given to the bride and groom at a wedding.
Sickening behaviour.
81 Ronan âROGâ OâGara.
82 Mouse Morris
83 59-year-old Teresa Wall from Rathingle Cottages, Swords, Co Dublin - âŹ40K for cutting her knee while hillwalkingâŚbitch
Iâll nominate Alison OâReilly (Irish Daily Mail) whoâs already been nominated. MULTIPLE
Used two children as props to get into Louise Jamesâ home to get the âexclusive interviewâ.
Lowest of the low type of stuff.
84 Niall Carew
85 Roddy Doyle.
86 Katherine Zappone
87 John Horan.
88 Mark Lawrenson
Dinny OâBrien MULTIPLE
Anton Savage MULTIPLE
89 Sandra - The Cork slag who plays rugby and was a contestant on Winning Streak.
90 Georgina Heffernan - Magpie Magazine.
91 Des âthe biased snivelling little cunt of West Ham fanâ Cahill.
92 Nicky Byrne.
93 Matt âsoup takerâ Cooper.
94 Simon âZeebsâ Zebo.
95 Paddy âjaperyâ Jackson
96 Rory McIlroy
97 Ruby âthe Cuntâ Walsh??
98 Eoin Doyle. A cunt.
99 Iâm nominating the cunt on the train thatâs smoking a faux wooden e-pipe. I did a double-take as I walked past him, because he looked like such a complete cunt tooting away on a fake pipe (in flagrant disregard for Irish Rail rules), and then the zinger⌠the cunt is only shopping for Nazi memorabilia online.
100 Al Porter
101 Niall Horan
102 Eddie Brennan
103 Brian Cody.
104 Derek McGrath. For ruining hurling.
105 Niall Quinn
106 Gerald Kean
107 Liam Doran]
108 Jim McGuinness
109 Fiona Looney
110 Francis Fitzgibbon
111 Barry McGuigan.
112 Tony O Donohue
Bob Geldof. MULTIPLE
113 Una mulally
Geldof MULTIPLE
114 George hook
and Bruton MULTIPLE
115 Ger Gilroy
116 Joe Molloy
117 ger I havenât an iota canning
118 Fine Gael Senator Frank Feighan
Eamon Dunphy. MULTIPLE
119 Paul Kelly founder and chairman of the suicide bereavement charity Console
120 Cllr. Michelle Donohue-Moncrieff, Conservative Councillor
121 A Kildare man who blamed his girlfriend for causing a car crash that killed her and another woman has been jailed for seven years and disqualified from driving for 30 years.
Marcus Willis INELIGIBLE
Joe Molloy. MULTIPLE
Brian cody MULTIPLE
122 Aidan OâShea
123Pat Shortt
124and Brenda Donohue
125Andy Moran
126Mickey Harte
127Ciaran Whelan.
Baldy Noonan, a lying 24 carat cunt MULTIPLE
128 They have probably been nominated already but the Happy Pear brothers must be right up thereâŚ
129 Bono. He had to be rescued by armed police in nice
130 Roryâs Stories. Unfunny internet cunt who made a fortune out of unfunny viral videos.
131 Rosanna Davison
Niall Breslin MULTIPLE
132 Roisin Ingle.
133 Was seen at the 12th July celebrations despite being a devout Catholic. Cunt of the highest order I introduce to you Nacho Novo.
134 Gayle Killilea - Ex Sindo cunt and wife of soon to be broke-ass property developer, Sean Dunne
135 Barry EganâŚHow this cunt hasnât figured more prominently over the years mystifies me
136 PM O Sullivan
137 Kier an Cuddihy of Newstalk. His stock is beginning to rise. Smarmy fuck.
138 Also Oisin Langan.
139 Jerry Kieran. An insufferable arse hole who looks and talks like a stream of piss.
Gay Byrne MULTIPLE
140 Waterford Mayor Adam Wyse
141 Pat Hickey.
Martyn Rooney INELIGIBLE
142 Erica Fleming
143 Robbie âand Marianâ Heffernan.
144 Serial nominee, Michelle Mulherin
145 Posting of Mayo politicians, I also nominate Dara Calleary:Heâs got a head like a fish and heâs a cunt.
146 Catherine Noone
147 Paul Williams - The cuntâs cunt.
148 Shane Peppard.Just passed the prick earlier, painted head to toe in blue in the cold and rain, and two young fellas the same. Fucking weird cunt.
149 Eugene McGee
150 Angela kerins
151 Ewan MacKenna
152 Noirin OâSullivan
153 and Francis Fitzgerald
Karamoko Dembele INELIGIBLE
154 clare daly
john horan MULTIPLE
Ray DâArcy . Like the Germans at World Cup always in the running . MULTIPLE
155 JOane cantwell.
156 Dr Donal OâShea
157 Kieran Donaghy
Ger Gilroy MULTIPLE
Paul WilliamsâŚbring back Ivan all is forgiven MULTIPLE
Bob Geldof . MULTIPLE
158 Bruce Heller - Dublin Airport Security
159 Ed Byrne x2
One is the head of the Asti who was an unbelievable cunt on the radio this morning.
160 Obviously he reminded me of that other cunt Ed Byrne the unfunny comedian. What a cunt
Katherine Zappone. MULTIPLE
161 Mary Robinson
162 Denis Irwin (for obvious reasons).
Eoghan McDermott MULTIPLE
The cutting edge with
163 BrendaN OConnor.
164 Sarah Carey,
165 Panti,
166 Ciara Kelly.
167 Ed Walsh, the cuntâs cunt.
168 Always thought that cunt Jason Byrne was a cunt.
169Fergus McCarron - for obvious reasons
170 Irish Apprentice contestant Dillon St Paul
Mary Robinson. MULTIPLE
Simon Zebo MULTIPLE
171 Sean Dunne. A fucking cunt stealing from the state.
The happy pear twins. MULTIPLE
172 Ryle Nugent for depriving the Irish people the right to see one of our great sporting success stories.
173 Jackie Cahill
174 Jamie Heaslip
Tipperary GAA people INELIGIBLE
175 Paudie maher. Awful tattoos as well.
176 Iâm nominating a chap called Leo Sherlock,
177 Alan Kelly gave a fine performance on RTE radio this morning demanding more for the Limerick-Ballybrophy rail line
Matt Cooper. Whingy and fawns over rugby! MULTIPLE
178 Dick Spring.
179 Frank Cushnihan climing up the ranks
180 Has Brian Dowling ever had a nomination. He was on Darcy yesterday. Iâd swear the cunt had a mirror in front of him admiring himself.
181 Claire McNamara. What a cunt.
182 Shane Ross
183 I presume Liam Toland was mentioned here a few times lads.
184 The lad in row 27C on flight EI0660 this morning.
185 Did I mention Jarlath Burns?
The cunt in seat 28C on Aer Lingus Flight flight EI0660 this morning. INELIGIBLE
186 Conaire Adams Whyte.
Mark wahlberg. INELIGIBLE
187 Gerry Adams.
188 AogĂĄn Ă Fearghail
Denis OâBrien. MULTIPLE
189 Kevin Kilbane
190 I nominate Larry Goodman.
191 âComedianâ David OâDoherty.
192 Austin Stack.
Kenny and Martin are two despicable cunts. MULTIPLE
193 The rubber bandits
194 Tommy Conlon for his completely unprovoked attack on Ronnie OâSullivan
195 Jerry Flannery is an exceptional candidate every year.
196 Alan Farrell TD.
197 Ian OâDoherty in the unlikely event he hasnât been mentioned up to now.
@Rocko for his ongoing war on free speech on the Internet. INELIGIBLE
198 Bryan McFaddenâŚsurely already up, but I want to make sure.
199 Joe Brolly. For crying like a baby when someone decided to give him a taste of his own medicine
200 Twink is like shite on your shoe. Just canât get rid of the smell
Sean Hannity. INELIGIBLE
âBobâ Casey MULTIPLE
Rudolph Guilliani a close second if Iâve spelled the fuckers name correctly. INELIGIBLE
Limerick Monopoly game people INELIGIBLE
201 David Walsh
202 Colin Murray
John Bruton.Some great stuff in the State Papers today. Hereâs John on apartheid in South Africa in 1986: MULTIPLE
203 I nominate Daryl Gurney.
204 Bernard Brogan
205 Rob Kiernan
206 Arlene Foster
Mr moran.
Did he break an Orange manâs leg?
no
The following from the Provisional Cunt of the Year thread will also be deemed eligible.
207 That lenny Abrahamson lad showing promise
208 Paddy Cosgrave ( what a fucking cunt )
209 A Co Dublin housewife - Himalayas climber sues Irish National Parks and Wildlife Service for âŹ60,000 damages following a fall on the Wicklow Way
210 Cllr John OâDonnell
211 Billy Keane
212 Bill Tormey
213 Averil Power
214 Eamonn OâCuiv.
215 Emmet Bolton
Planned format:
11 heats
6 heats of 20 cunts
5 heats of 19
4 qualify from each heat, leaving 44 qualifiers
4 semi-finals of 11 cunts.
2 qualify from each semi for a final of 8.
I love the heats when thereâs people whose cuntitry is long forgotten about and reminders have to be issued.
Outstanding work. A new cunt every 1.8 days for the year
Excellent admin work. Frightening to think some of those cunts could have missed out.
Emmet Bolton 
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Exhausting reading through the list. Itâs a whoâs who of cunts,the red book of cunts. And to think some posters campaigned for a smaller pool FFS sake. Most of those listed as cunts in @Sidney 'a masterlist are there for a good reason. I canât wait for the run-off
what did he do? I honestly havenât a clue.