Cunts that will be rolled out for Up For The Match

The crytosporidium outbreak in Mayo has that eventuality covered.

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The audience and guests have been given a good drop of the blue nun.

1987 Tour of Britain winner Joey McLoughlin wins the two match tickets.

Unreal

He’s a taxi driver now. He can drive himself.

Currans a hipster now

Strong :open_mouth:

Mortimer is some ape.

Paul Curran. Exciting stuff.

Conor Mortimer is from Shrule, as is Maria Walsh. Des bantering that there must only be one hairdresser in Shrule.

I cycled through Shrule yesterday evening and I can confirm that there is none, but there is one in neighbouring Kilmaine, which was still open at 6:30pm yesterday.

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That lesbian is a lovely girl.

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Mortimer’s hair is ridiculous.

Something very attractive about this lesbian.

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Mortimer is such a roaster, he is wearing what lads would wear out in 2003.

I think it might be the fact that she’s gorgeous

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Maybe she is only letting on to be a lesbian?

I don’t smoke weed, pal.

She is milking her “sexuality” for career purposes.

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She is also a very lovely lady

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Oh Jesus Christ

An awful tool.