You wish
Dave Clarke
Emma will get a runout if it is limerick v clare
Junior Minister Patrick O Donovan
Tax Exile JP McManus
Former Munster star Eddie Halvey
Cultural Icon Blindboy Boatclub
Local character Hammy Dawson
Former All Ireland Winner Joe Offaly McKenna
Limericks finest sons Conor Murray and CJ Stander
Ian Bailey
Panti Bliss in camogie kit
Dundons
Caseys
Hermitage Green
Hartys
Michael Noonan.
Wayne Dundon
Roy Keane
Councillor Hugh McElvaney (appearance fee to be paid via cash in a bag)
Barry McGuigan
Tommy Bowe
Oliver Callan
Ardal O’Hanlon
John “Johnny Arse” McGuirk* (after which 31 counties will turn against Monaghan, having previously been suporting them)
*Cc: of @Tank: Here’s a couple of smashing Twitter posts I read last night. “Barge arse”.
Frank McNally
Dessie O’Hare
Football
Christy Moore
Ted Walsh
Luke Ming
Chris O Dowd
Celia Holman Lee.
CJ Stander.
Niall Collins TD.
Jerry Flannery.
Will Leahy.
Paulie O’Connell.
Willie O’Dea TD.
Cllr Cian Prendiville.
Richie Bennis (not a cunt)
Ollie Moran (not a cunt)
Tom the Busker (not a cunt)
Ciaran Carey (not a cunt)
Dolores McNamara.
This cunt has no luck
Blindboy boatclub
Charlie Chawke
Bressie
Vincenzo
Nora Bennis
Maurice Quinlivan
Bishop Willie Walsh
Mosajee Bhamjee
Pat Shortt
Stocktons Wing
Bwendan Daly
Niall Collins
Emma O’Driscoll
The remaining Cranberries