Curious horsey phrases used by horsey people

he/she was very green

Danoli enjoyed the grub and the toys by all accounts anyway.

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“fall ya bastard” - usually shouted at “the one in front” by the knowledgeable racing crowd who are fans of other horses and want them to win at the expense of “the leader” being severly injured and having the jockey possibly end up like Robert Tyner’s poor young son did…

In short, racegoers are scum, utter scum

@TreatyStones is seething now he has been called out here, a nerve has been touched, scum is what they are

The horse racing fraternity remind me of the rugby football brigade.

Cunts.

Went out like a light
He found nothing
The handbrake was on today
Fuck’s sake Puppy

[quote=“Bandage, post: 893625, member: 9”]The horse racing fraternity remind me of the rugby football brigade.

Cunts.[/quote]
There are certain similarities, but whereas the Rogbee brigade are generally deluded, gormless cunts, the Horsey set tend to be a more ignorant class of a cunt altogether.

So far this thread has been an absolute cuntfest

[quote=“Lazarus, post: 893627, member: 286”]
Fuck’s sake Puppy[/quote]

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Vintage Carberry :clap:

Could somebody please shoo the commoners out of this thread, could we make it private to invited members ?

http://cdn.gifbay.com/2013/09/thumbs_up_horse-83686.gif

RIP

“He’s as honest as the day is long”

That’s nice. One thing I hate is a sneaky liar of a horse.

describing a horse as " genuine "… what did they think was jumping over the fences? a fucking goat?

Did you learn all these phrases on your numerous Friday evenings spent in Boylesports in a North Kildare town backing Kevin Ryan horses in Dundalk while trying to chat up the 50 year old biddy behind the counter?

Mac is seething

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Not at all mate, @Mac is in flying form but it appears I’ve touched a nerve here.

“Can I kiss your arse Mr McManus/anyone with a few quid”.