Anybody know where I can get a decent template for free? My most recent CV says I’m a fine butcher.

I’d probably suggest using Farmer’s as a basis. If it helped him get a job then it must be a fooking amazing CV altogether.

I’ve seen that question asked loads of times and I can’t for the life of me figure out why you’d need a template for a CV. It’s not fucking difficult. If you can’t assemble one on your own you don’t deserve to be employed.

Fully agreed, examination results and recent employement are not that difficult to throw on paper!

The cover letter is more important. Make it sound like they should be working for you.

Yes but I’m lazy and prefer to take the easy way out in everything I do. Plus I very much doubt you have an up to date CV.