Dancarter

More commonly known as Tom Carter

he makes a living by kicking people out of their homes

Dancarter is the resident rugger head and Uncle Tom on TFK.His first love is sailing He is a corkonian who’s claim to fame is that he got his hole in the safe at a bank he used to work in (allegedly).

He won IOTM in June 2008, and has admitted he’s got a hard on for Susan Boyle.

Dancarter is not to be confused with other similarly named members on here such as:

DANCARTER = FRITZEL’S SON
DANCARTER = MOLEST VICTIM
DANCARTER = PRIEST MAGNET
DANCARTER LOVES A BOLLIX
DANCARTER LOVES A DICK
DANCARTER LOVES BUM JUICE
DANCARTER PEDO
DANCARTER=COMPLETE TOSSER
DANCARTER=MANJUICEDRINKER
DANCARTER=MICRO DICK
DANCARTER=SPINELESS COCK
DANCARTERBANGS HIS SISTER
DANCARTERDRANKJOEFRITZL
DANCARTERDRINKSHISDASPISS

Dancarter was seething when Leinster destroyed Munster 25-6 in the 2009 European Cup semi-final but gamely tried to retain his composure on the forum even though he was crying inside.

Dan was sadly killed in an attempt to kill the President of Bolivia in 2009. Tfk will miss him.

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