Davy Fitz- a thread for the non-believers

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Touche

You have the time the run. During the day on a weekend when it’s busy, forget about. Piss and shit everywhere, from 4 year olds missing the bowl doing their “daddy piss” , or some hungover roaster who badly needs a dump after a carvery lunch in some midlands pub, with a belly full of food and leftovers of 10 pints of Guinness.
If you can get in just after the cleaners have been through it, you might be in luck.

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You need to copyright that immediately

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Who was the Davy driver/ companion fella that would get some made up logistics role in his setup? I think @peddlerscross spotted him a few times in Tipp town.

He’ll surely fly up from Shannon in a private jet?

Makes no sense otherwise. He used complain about the spin to Waterford ffs.

The Bomber

The Bomber could be rating the confectionary selection, like a less sophisticated version of @Fran’s biscuit reviews.

A splendid proposal; it could be interspersed with segments of Davy engaging in witty repartee with staff and customers alike followed the obligatory teary eyed monologue at the end of episode 12 where he reflects on what a journey its been so it has and how it’s changed his perspective on the roadside services industry and the people who make it all happen behind the scenes.

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Davy does delis

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He still has a nice way to go when he gets to Lusk.

It’s 4 hr 8 min from Sixmilebridge to Antrim’s Centre of Excellence. I’d pull early for a coffee (Limerick most likely) and then maybe Newry for some grub.

I drove up and down to Belfast in one day.

It was not fun.

Stopped three times on the way home for coffee

But do you love driving?

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Davy should move Antrim hurling back to its spiritual home in the Glens. Will add an extra hour to his mileage too

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I did it from Galway without stopping in either direction.
You are weak.
I did stay in Belfast overnight, but that hardly counts.

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Those northern women would wreck you.

350 odd clicks from Limerick to Belfast on a fairly decent road. Probably four hours driving max. Soft as fuck.

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Three coffees on the way home.
Lattes no doubt.

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https://twitter.com/NedzerB13/status/1823456977101508789?t=GKrVOMzLz9oTLEFAXSx7TA&s=19

The irony lost on Nedzer here given how much money is being poured into the Moycarkey set up this year.

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It’s mad he feels he can just come out and say that, these pricks might be audited some day. I’ve seen that movie ‘The Accountant’.

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Strong words from Thomas Woodlock in the comments!

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