Davy Fitz- a thread for the non-believers

Is this the Nally Law?

If said mentor enters the field of play he’s entitled to the same pucking you’d be entitled to give a player. If you punch him or pull across you’d get sent off same as if you hit a player but if you hit him a little dunt that wouldn’t even be a free if it was another player then you are good to go. Obviously that’s not a rule it’s just how I’d see it

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What pucking are you referring to here? I mean what pucking “are you entitled to give a player”? I’m not sure what you’re getting at here.

Seems to be the @Julio_Geordio law. I wasn’t aware you could give any player a “pucking”.

You’ve been playing it all wrong.

I’m guessing the day of the Kilkenny match Davy will be sitting in the stand with a large bobble hat down over his ears and an unidentified object protruding from his ear under the hat. And a smirk on his face.

Exactly Davy Fitz was trespassing on the field, therefore his rights are revoked.

Davy entering the field roaring at the Ref was one thing, but squaring up to & shouldering/elbowing Niall O’Meara screwed him completely as regards the suspension.

Forde then bizarrely squares up to Davy and hits him a shoulder.

In short, 2 fucking idiotic brain farts by both of them.

The killing part in this whole ridiculous episode is that the King Plonker Kirwan will get off Scot free to referee & fuck up more matches throughout the Summer.

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The best part of this is that Kirwan won’t get to ref the game and the GAA, in a bid to ensure there’s not further controversy will appoint Barry Kelly to oversee proceedings.

Cody will love that.

I thought Davy’s intervention was fairly cynical, I wouldn’t call it a brain fart at all. I thought he looked very pleased with himself coming off the field.

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Forde will get two matches and Tipp won’t contest it. It doesn’t matter a jot - if we can’t beat Galway and Cork without Jason Forde, we’ll win fuckall this year

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Should we really punish those us trespass against us?

He led Forde into temptation

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Can a wooden bench covered in wet green paint not just be provided for him?

That’s what the GAA did with Loughnane, and it worked out fine.

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Us Wexicans will deliver him from evil.

And Len Gaynor. Len complained about getting a bit of paint on their pantses

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Loughnane claimed that night that Eamon Cregan’s “ten minutes of a whinge” had taken the gloss off Clare’s victory.

He was literally talking from his paint-stained arse.

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Spot on. Kirwan has always been fairly useless from as far back as giving Kilkenny the non-penalty that cost Tipperary the All Ireland in 2009 (?) to playing on for 5 minutes when TomĂĄs Waters was down with a cruciate injury against Clare in 2013.

But has he had an about turn because of that high profile penalty incident in 2009? How can you go from giving a penalty for nothing to never giving frees for swinging hurls around the neck/head area and frontal charges and high gang tackles.

There were several examples of the James Breen incident for the second goal on Sunday as far back as our first league game at home to Limerick when Kirwan was in charge. We were forced to launch a big comeback against a very poor side because he was letting them away with murder in the first half.

We tried to play the running / support play / shortpassing gameplan against the gale in the first half and he allowed them to brazenly get away with all of the above and we coughed up a number of scores. Our players were getting hacked down but we never complained - we took it on the chin and moved on.

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The Breen incident was just good manly hurling adjudicated by a non triumphalist referee.

Only doing what any manager would have done in that situation

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