Bear in mind that Davy has a PR advisor/media trainer. This is Davy with professional help.
The Clare and Limerick posters despise Davy. I can understand the bitterness emanating from Limerick what with Davyās collection of All Ireland medals but the hatred coming out of certain quarters in Clare is absurd.
The bottom line is that Forde accosted the little man on the field. Admittedly a little man that shouldnāt have been there but Forde deserves everything he gets and more.
Not this Limerick man pal. Davy is a legend who should be in charge of Limerick but the suits of the Ennis Road would never allow it.
This whole thing wil set a great precedent. Iāll run out on to the pitch and push a star player. Heāll push me back to defend himself. Iāll get a sideline ban, sure Iāll pick the team anyway, Iāll be in the stand match day still giving orders.
Meanwhile the star player that retaliated misses 2,3 or maybe 4 games.
Seems like a great deal.
There are 1200 odd posts on Davy going to Wexford over on clarehurlers, and itās rare to find one thatāll admit we still have the same problems personnel-wise as we had when he was in situ. That bright new dawn that was supposed to rise once he left is taking itās sweet time
Davy is a god.
Yes. An entire league campaign has passed and weāre still not All-Ireland champions.
The Tipp boys have hit back hard
*** Dancing at Nolan Park ***
Well I remember as a young boy
Tāwas a league semi round the middle of April
We were sitting in the Nolan New Stand
Waiting for the ref to blow the free
There was two Tipp men fouling
There was James Breen roaring and a cowling
There was face guards, slaps and tugging
But there was no whistle, in went the goal
Well the crowd from Enniscorthy
From New Ross and Ferns and Gorey
Went absolutely feckin mental
There was phucks and moans and all
And when Davy stepped out on the pitch
He was a screaming like a demented bitch
Then showed up Jason Forde
He looked twenty-five feet tall
So whats the story little Davy
Are Wexford bound for Liam McCarthy gravy
Even banned from the touchline
Weāll bring the cup home and chill the beans just nice for you
On Boards and Hoganstand
They were hanging from the rafters
The sang ban that little mouthy bollix
Like it was going out of style
All the bingo halls were empty
And all the Masses finished early
Sure no one ever saw the likes of
Since last year when Davy managed Clare
And when we look at little Davy
And through the midfield he was stormin
And then the New Stand erupted
When he shouldered Jason Forde
And I think of little Davy
So many said he was only in it for the gravy
But when he ran onto the pitch at Nolan Park
He mad all the Tipp players cry
Mark Fanning, Willy Devereux, Liam Ryan
James Breen, Damien Reck, Matthew OāHanlon
Diarmuid OāKeefe, Aidan Nolan, Sean Murphy
Conor McDonald, David Redmond, Jack OāConnor;
Paul Morris, Lee Chin, David Dunne are the team
And the man that dared to phuck the referee out it, his
name was Davy Fitz
Please move to the Irelandās least funny Comedian Thread.
What?
You heard me.
I donāt know what you are banging on about - ----- Iāve merely posted up what the Tipp boys have put together to get their revenge on Davy.
Itās so bad it should carry the same infraction as posting a link to certain link bait websites.
I wanted to show how bad it is, pal.
See if you push the star player without his provocation, then youāve instigated it and he will be merely defending himself. Careful if you do this pal, you may not have thought it through properly.
Sure Iāll take the chance. The most thatāll happen is that I canāt stand on the sideline. The player however ā¦
Will probably get off scot free due to being accosted by a mad man.
No surprise itās all the tipp Clare and Limerick lads at each otherās throats with the big game tomorrow. Iād have hoped sarries would have united us but the nervous tension is too much for fellas
That was sort of my point.