It has often occurred to me that Waterford people involved in criminal activities often are not very good at being criminals.
For example, a couple of fellas were found in the jacks of a takeaway Dungarvan on Saturday nite, after setting fire to a handbag that no doubt they stumbled upon on their nite out. Cops were called and the lads were taken away.
7 o clock the 2 boyos break into the takeaway again and proceed to cook chips and burgers for themselves. They then decided that it would be a good idea to break into the June box with a knife that was lying around.
This is where it gets good. One of these geniuses manages to stab himself while holding up the June box. On seeing his accomplice encounter great difficulty, the other hood absconds, forgetting to switch off the chip fryer in his haste, leaving his buddy both bleeding to death and then getting burned in the subsequent fire.
[QUOTE=“the mixer walsh, post: 1092934, member: 245”]It has often occurred to me that Waterford people involved in criminal activities often are not very good at being criminals.
For example, a couple of fellas were found in the jacks of a takeaway Dungarvan on Saturday nite, after setting fire to a handbag that no doubt they stumbled upon on their nite out. Cops were called and the lads were taken away.
7 o clock the 2 boyos break into the takeaway again and proceed to cook chips and burgers for themselves. They then decided that it would be a good idea to break into the June box with a knife that was lying around.
This is where it gets good. One of these geniuses manages to stab himself while holding up the June box. On seeing his accomplice encounter great difficulty, the other hood absconds, forgetting to switch off the chip fryer in his haste, leaving his buddy both bleeding to death and then getting burned in the subsequent fire.[/QUOTE]
What is a June box?
This could be fantastic
[QUOTE=“the mixer walsh, post: 1092934, member: 245”]It has often occurred to me that Waterford people involved in criminal activities often are not very good at being criminals.
For example, a couple of fellas were found in the jacks of a takeaway Dungarvan on Saturday nite, after setting fire to a handbag that no doubt they stumbled upon on their nite out. Cops were called and the lads were taken away.
7 o clock the 2 boyos break into the takeaway again and proceed to cook chips and burgers for themselves. They then decided that it would be a good idea to break into the June box with a knife that was lying around.
This is where it gets good. One of these geniuses manages to stab himself while holding up the June box. On seeing his accomplice encounter great difficulty, the other hood absconds, forgetting to switch off the chip fryer in his haste, leaving his buddy both bleeding to death and then getting burned in the subsequent fire.[/QUOTE]
Only in Dungarvan :D:D.
[QUOTE=“the mixer walsh, post: 1092934, member: 245”]It has often occurred to me that Waterford people involved in criminal activities often are not very good at being criminals.
For example, a couple of fellas were found in the jacks of a takeaway Dungarvan on Saturday nite, after setting fire to a handbag that no doubt they stumbled upon on their nite out. Cops were called and the lads were taken away.
7 o clock the 2 boyos break into the takeaway again and proceed to cook chips and burgers for themselves. They then decided that it would be a good idea to break into the June box with a knife that was lying around.
This is where it gets good. One of these geniuses manages to stab himself while holding up the June box. On seeing his accomplice encounter great difficulty, the other hood absconds, forgetting to switch off the chip fryer in his haste, leaving his buddy both bleeding to death and then getting burned in the subsequent fire.[/QUOTE]
What chipper was it mate? I was brought to a small little “Italian” style chipper on the square there recently enough and told it was the best chipper in the country.
It was indeed a chipper to be proud of, though it wouldn’t have made the top 10 in Limerick.
Fungarvan mate, Fungarvan.
Did June make it out alive?
The June box is a Dungarvan custom where staff put a few bob into a secure box every week to save money for their holidays which traditionally were taken in June.
Well holy god.
Commence crime spree in Dungarvan:(
[QUOTE=“Julio Geordio, post: 1092951, member: 332”]What chipper was it mate? I was brought to a small little “Italian” style chipper on the square there recently enough and told it was the best chipper in the country.
It was indeed a chipper to be proud of, though it wouldn’t have made the top 10 in Limerick.[/QUOTE]
Ahh it was only some shit hole kebab place that was taken over recently by about 25 paki’s. Used to be JR’s years ago. Genoa’s was the place you were in, great grub after a feed of beer in fairness.
I see Gardai are questioning two chaps from Fiddown in connection with this matter
[QUOTE=“the mixer walsh, post: 1092934, member: 245”]It has often occurred to me that Waterford people involved in criminal activities often are not very good at being criminals.
For example, a couple of fellas were found in the jacks of a takeaway Dungarvan on Saturday nite, after setting fire to a handbag that no doubt they stumbled upon on their nite out. Cops were called and the lads were taken away.
7 o clock the 2 boyos break into the takeaway again and proceed to cook chips and burgers for themselves. They then decided that it would be a good idea to break into the June box with a knife that was lying around.
This is where it gets good. One of these geniuses manages to stab himself while holding up the June box. On seeing his accomplice encounter great difficulty, the other hood absconds, forgetting to switch off the chip fryer in his haste, leaving his buddy both bleeding to death and then getting burned in the subsequent fire.[/QUOTE]
Fuck off you Kilkenny cunt
In fairness he’s not wrong about Dungarvan criminals between this pair and the crowd who were throwing stones at the guards house last year and managed to kill themselves when he chased them. Not to mention poor old Freddie Forsey.
Are Waterford people generally less intelligent than the rest of the country. Most Waterford natives I know would give a lot of credibility to this theory.
I would think not.
It’s a ‘Jukebox’ according to the media.
June Box FFS 