Dilemma

Things
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You are bursting for a shit and go into the toilets.

There are 3 cubicles and they are all occupied, by the following people:

A.

Tipperary TD, Martin Browne, says PPE should be sourced in Ireland ...
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B.

TD objects to housing on site owned by ex Taoiseach - Independent.ie

C.

Robert Troy reveals his father chased men who robbed him at his ...

A.
Probably carries the most potent pong and most visible skid marks

B.
Would most likely have the most stomach turning odour and likely to have had a very soupy deposit with uncontrollable splash damage

C. Probably left the toilet seat soaked in piss and leaves a severe chance of catching Weil’s disease and whatever else rodents may carry.

Do you?

  • Wait for Cubicle A to clear
  • Wait for Cubicle B to clear
  • Wait for Cubicle C to clear
  • Shit on the floor

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1850715815 wash your hands

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3

Shoot the glass

4

It’s cold and lonely
In the deep dark night
I can see paradise
In the dashboard light

5

I think you know what you’re getting with big Martin while the other two lads could leave anything in there

6

Shoot the hostage

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7

Poor people are crazy.

8

Do you have a hat?

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And a table?

10

:rofl:

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The heavy guilt of being a Tipp man weighs heavily on Browne so you might have a chance of a courtesy flush or at least a swift spray of a cheap air freshener canister that was left as a non-subtle hint.

12

The best poll on here since the TFKHDTJPPT. A real ponderererer.

13

I’d say the fact that this is a public poll will see a lot of lads coming down with parcopresis.

14

A night of uneasy sleeping lies ahead.

Colm Brophy chasing you into a cul de sac bollock naked and waving a pair of his messy jocks above his head.

15

The thinnest lad is east likely to poison the immediate vicinity. The top two would be like Russian power plants.

16

Turn on the sink and hoist anchor.

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You would hopefully get a ghostie.

One of those shites wer you look down and there is absolutely nothing in the bowl.

Then for reassurance you wipe and look at the paper to find not a single trace of shite and you are left questioning if you did have a shit in the first place :see_no_evil::speak_no_evil:

18

Constipation I trust your talking about? Cos if not, your GP needs a visit

19

Have you never had a ghosted shite.

They maybe occur once or twice a year for me.

20

Ghastly ones, never ghosted

Is it even a shite if you haven’t actually produced shite?