Directions From Dublin Airport

At least you weren’t stabbed

All the fellas you’ve pissed off in the airport over the years are getting their revenge on you

Cc @cowpat

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I’m exceptional at processing people quickly.

Still on the tarmac. The guards came and arrested a lad about 45 mins ago. Now we’re just stuck here

Drunk on the plane or what?

No idea.

OMG WE ARE GETTING THE SAFETY VIDEO AGAIN. It’s on.

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Good luck with the hair plugs pal :+1::+1: I believe most people can’t spot them after a few months.

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Especially when they’ll be fixated on his smile with his new set of gnashers…

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https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/gardai-order-dublin-airport-flight-30980874?utm_source=app

By God. @Batigol dicing with death, oblivious to proceedings.

I missed my hair plugs appointment sure

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If he had being doing his job properly your man may not have even gotten into the country in the first place.

You wanted me to predict he was gonna commit a crime and then preemptively deport him?

Yes

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Well done to the guards for getting him back here so they can deport him.

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I’m shocked the Irish guards were able to get a plane to turnaround

Every table in Starbucks T2 doesn’t have a single chair, but every piece of cake/cookie/other shite does have at least one fruit fly on it

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Hi @Batigol.

Flight at 9.50am tomorrow from T2.

What time to arrive at airport entrance bearing in mind I’m not paying for any fancy stuff & my employer is too tight to?

It’s gone very quiet. Maybe 8:15 or so, unless you are going stateside. If you’re caught for time, PM me

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