I take offence to this thread. Ye inconsiderate cunts.
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There are a few ways boxers can shave off the last few ounces for a fight. One is to continuously spit into a cup for the few hours before weigh-in.
Waxing the anus is another good one
Would you get it bleached?
No need to, thatās only for porn stars
Are you a weighing scales?
.2 of a kilo there. Small enough by my standards but Iām new to this weighing-your-shits craic. Will have another go tomorrow.
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For best results, just lay the cable straight onto the weighing scales.
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.35 of a kilo. Dropped the headline number as well so Iām delighted with that.
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Give the scales a wipe before someone else uses it
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If you werenāt seen, you donāt have to cleanā¦
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Have you only 7 fingers?
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NO! ā¦ I mean Yes!.. Noā¦ Shitā¦ Hang onā¦
You loose 21 grammes when you die. So perhaps if you could die repeatedly you could loose a nice bit of weight. I donāt know though, just a thought.
They say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time
Who says that mate? I think theyāre pulling your leg.
No, they definitely say it.