Does anyone want to swap dads?

[Assumpta_Gilhooley]

We’re going on holidays next week. Daddy said the spending budget is tight. So he has decided to get our lovely old labrador put down rather than into kennels for the two weeks. He said the vet will charge less than the kennels. We begged him to at least drop the dog off somewhere and hope it could survive. He said that would be unfair on a 12 year old dog. So myself and Concepta are open to a swap

[carryharry]

It would be cheaper to grab 2 shovels & a bag of this stuff.

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[anon98850436]

@Assumpta Gilhooley

We’re going on holidays next week. Daddy said the spending budget is tight. So he has decided to get our lovely old labrador put down rather than into kennels for the two weeks. He said the vet will charge less than the kennels. We begged him to at least drop the dog off somewhere and hope it could survive. He said that would be unfair on a 12 year old dog. So myself and Concepta are open to a swap

Give the dog to Young Ned of the Hill, he’s having trouble with some cats in the back garden…

[thedancingbaby]

[QUOTE=“Ebeneezer Goode, post: 985463, member: 1785”]Give the dog to Young Ned of the Hill, he’s having trouble with some cats in the back garden…
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Called over to @Young Ned of the Hill this evening.

The cats have no chance. Fluffy and Flower are living in a fortress

[Piles_Hussain]

@Assumpta Gilhooley

We’re going on holidays next week. Daddy said the spending budget is tight. So he has decided to get our lovely old labrador put down rather than into kennels for the two weeks. He said the vet will charge less than the kennels. We begged him to at least drop the dog off somewhere and hope it could survive. He said that would be unfair on a 12 year old dog. So myself and Concepta are open to a swap

No. Your ould lad sounds like a proper cunt. I hope he stands on an upturned plug in the dark.

[anon67715551]

[QUOTE=“thedancingbaby, post: 985471, member: 48”]Called over to @Young Ned of the Hill this evening.

The cats have no chance. Fluffy and Flower are living in a fortress[/QUOTE]

I can visualise it all right, the 3 “garden” walls fenced at the top with barbed wire and glass implants…
Young Ned replicating Ned Kelly, pellet gun loaded, positioned with an aerial shot from the bathroom window,
focussing on a young lad’s ball in a nearby garden. The rabbits me hole…

In other news: [SIZE=3]Boxty’s favourite Mohillian publican, the legendary JOB, is very unwell.[/SIZE]

[thedancingbaby]

@Boxtyeater

In other news: [SIZE=3]Boxty’s favourite Mohillian publican, the legendary JOB, is very unwell.[/SIZE]

Heard that on a previous visit to Mohill alright Boxty. An absolute cunt of a disease

[Assumpta_Gilhooley]

We cried all night so Daddy came up with an idea. He’ll put our holiday spending budget on Waterford tomorrow night. So if Waterford win, we go on holidays and Sonia O’Sullivan (dog’s name) goes to the kennels. If they don’t win, the dog goes to the vet and we’ll get no chips, no pizza or cokes and myself and Concepta will have a miserable time sunning our 38DDs on the beach in Torremolinos. Daddy really is a pig!

[carryharry]

Does he stick his snout in yer troughs @Assumpta Gilhooley ?

[Assumpta_Gilhooley]

Well lets say when he’s looking for the hot water bottle at night, he reaches under the covers BUT doesn’t start at our feet.

[Mac]

The poor dog

[habanerocat]

@Assumpta Gilhooley

We’re going on holidays next week. Daddy said the spending budget is tight. So he has decided to get our lovely old labrador put down rather than into kennels for the two weeks. He said the vet will charge less than the kennels. We begged him to at least drop the dog off somewhere and hope it could survive. He said that would be unfair on a 12 year old dog. So myself and Concepta are open to a swap

Are you from Ballylanders by any chance?