Draft Dodgers

List the draft dodgers here? :grinning:

@anon61878697 wouldn’t know a draft if it slapped him in the fanny.

@anon26343222
For all his bravura, bluster and 'put ‘em up’, he’d be scurrying for the Canadian border at the mere mention of a drill sergeant.
I hope he chokes on a pillow full of white feathers.

The blue rinse brigade would all be “conscientious objectors”

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What the hell are you talking about now,? and the only that that will be choking is your missus on my cock

I don’t have a missus and you don’t have a cock

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I was in the FCA, mate.

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You are a hero.
James Connolly is only trotting after you.

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Two tours…

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Massive quandary for you, you’d have to serve alongside women, possibly take orders from one (negative), but you also get to shoot a gun at them (positive)

whereas you’ll be sticking 2 pencils up your nose and wearing glas’ undies on your head in a feeble attempt to avoid service.

The Zoo (5th class) and The National Museum of Ireland (6th class).

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He went AWOL on one of the tours and was found in a video arcade in Dublin. Dishonourably discharged.

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Can’t believe someone admitted to that. You would have been better of in the scouts

PHD quirkeys?

I was a member myself in early 90’s.
We went to the range in Oranmore for shooting practice on a day.
Procedure was that two lads were left on security at the front gates and had 20 rounds of live ammo apiece.Two connemara lads were selected on this occassion.
When we went back to barracks we handed back in our equipment and when the two boys emptied their magazines they had only 16 rounds apiece.
An investigation ensued and there were 6 dead sheep found in the vicinity, shot by two bored young fellas.
Needless to say they were given their marching orders.

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I was a senior sixer in the cubs.

Were ya given live ammo and told to guard the door?

Good old 303 Lee enfield

I hope they shot the poor creatures before they raped them

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