Not many things worse than being accused of lying on the INTERNET.
You’ve always been true to your internet self though.
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Was I having a nightmare earlier or did some lad talk about massaging a blocked milk duct?
On Saturday night I woke up at 6am with a pain in my stomach due to too much pizza. I took a little imodium and then swiftly fell back to sleep again, where I proceeded to have 3 awesome hours of lucid dreaming.
I was aware that I was dreaming and realised that I had some degree of control over my reality so I decided to have sex with a lot of sexy women. Immediately my dream filled with many beautiful naked women. I didn’t have complete control though and didn’t get to sleep with just whichever one I wanted but it was still a cool experience.
That was my first lucid dream in years. I’d like to investigate methods of having more lucid dreams.
Was it a mushroom pizza?
Yes
Galantamine, available from Amazon no less.
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That’s a great post
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All the kittens i ever drown came back and haunted me last night.
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That’s an easy one. A wet dream with a load of pussy.
Otters have been making bread in our cattle crush, a common enough occurrence apparently but it caught the interest of a documentary film crew who arrived with cameras etc. The snooty presenter asked me to hand her out a loaf. I entered the crush and handed her out a soggy loaf…the loaves were neatly laid out in pairs, lovely soft freah wholemeal loaves, unfortunately most of them had soaked up rainwater, cattle piss, diluted shite etc. Undeterred she ate a bit and handed some out to onlookers. I picked out the only dry loaf and gave the heel to her good looking assistant…
I foolishly asked the presenter how the otters cooked the bread. She explained that the otters merely gathered and prepared the ingredients, people then collected, cooked and returned the bread to the crush. Everyone laughed at me, including the cute assistant who got the only dry piece of bread.
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Your wife is cheating on you
Which one?
The dream doesn’t say. The one who he’d give shitty bread to
Impossible
If otters can make bread your wife can cheat on you
The otters merely gathered and prepared the ingredients, people then collected, cooked and returned the bread to the crush.
Easy mistake to make in fairness
I dreamt I stepped in dogshit. Sums things up I suppose
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