He read a few of your posts
I had a dream I followed through and shat my pants. Woke up and checked my jocks straight away.
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Ok…
My father used to be a truck driver and he is approached by a band that he’s never heard of to drive them on their tour of India. The band has written the pause music jingle for a Pokemon game and been very successful. My father agrees to DRIVE THEM TO INDIA. As he’s loading up the bus I step forward and say I’m coming too.
My mam turns to me and says “Batigol*, can you really not ever be happy here?” I say no and we head off.
I tell my dad to pull in to the house in Portlaoise so I can get my passport but he says we dont have time. Next thing I know I’m at the Israeli border and been taken into a room and being quizzed about my lack of a passport. They say I’ll have to be sent back but then a supervisor comes in and whispers something into the officer’s ear. Next thing I know I’m being offered a clandestine trip across Israel to the country that borders it (Russia, in my dream**) if I link up with a terrorist group there and smuggle some stuff in.
I wake just as me and dad are chatting bout whether to do it
*my mam doesn’t actually call me Batigol
**I’m actually seething about how bad my geography was in this dream
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Id this exact dream last night 
For some reason there was a gate very close to the tee box and I couldn’t find a spot suitable to tee up and get it over the gate. The tee box was also in my parents front yard
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You just know if you could get a good swing at it you’d nail it. Always a lovely sunny day with a wide open fairway.
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Having the kinda dreams that could give a lad PTSD lately. Unbelievably graphic
My hens’ egg laying performance has become rather desultory. Some decline is to be expected, given the time of year…but im being mugged off. A similar declined appeared to occur last summer, but it transpired that two hens had taken it upon themselves to ate the entire flock’s production. I identified the culprits by presenting a fake egg and noting who attacked it.
Anyhow. The last night i dreamt about repeating the trick. I opened the coop, noted the empty nests, and placed a fake egg just inside the door. One hen took the bait. I grabbed it and wrung its neck…an unsettling enough scenario, for everyone involved, nevertheless I’d half forgotten about it by the time i checked the coop this morning. No eggs, but there’s a dead chicken lying just inside the door.
Was there a fake egg just inside the door?
I just turned and ran, can’t say i noticed
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