Is he giving him a joint?
behave yerselves
[QUOTE=“THE LINK WALSHe, post: 392863, member: 1102”]
Round these parts we call the station breathalyser “the big bag”,it seldom happens that a fella who fails the bag on the roadside passes the big bag inside in the barracks but it has been known to happen.Anybody who pulls off this feat immediately turns into a local hero,stories of how the whole scenario played out are recalled out at the back of the spots Months and often Years later,“he chewed on 3 five cent coins the whole way in to Kilkenny in the squad,he had six pints drank,passed no fuckin bother”,others would report that “he licked the side window for fifteen minutes and took two quick breaths each time,he had six large ales and a half wan drank,passed no fuckin bother”.
The most enjoyable part is always the reports of how sickened the cops were that he gave them the slip,it is almost always claimed that yer man sneered the shit out of them the whole way home,the post mortem usually finishes with widespread agreement that the escapee is fucked now for a while and wont be able to drive anyplace…“they’ll be watchin him like a fuckin hawk”…“time is on their side the bastards”…“Galavan wont let this one go”.
Six Months or so would usually pass before hed chance it again but fellas would go out of their way to make sure he wasnt on foot during this time,knowing the fix he was in and all that.[/QUOTE]
Gas man:D
back from Glasgow knackered just in time for the wedding anniversary
glass of wine, dinner, line of coke in the jax whilst staring up at Picasso’s iconic "Boy with a dove"on the wall, 2 pints of Heineken in a North Kildare boozer and a quick spin home… no issues
Apparently the DPP had a copy of this and decided the game was up. You couldn’t take anything this one says seriously.
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Naas Garda Deirdre Barry demonstrates to visitors the concept of the ‘Beer Goggles’
Made clean shit of the passenger side mirror around 5am. It will be a handy 50 notes for Bobby Sweeney
You’d get a mirror handy for a tenner in a scrappage yard. Throw them an extra 10 then if your still feeling too fragile to be bothered fixing it yourself.
I’d say he hasn’t hands to wipe his hole.
Nice to see our Tax take working.
did u ever drive that bus in the finish kev?
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Would you be ‘known to the Gardai’ ?
I wouldn’t.
FORMER Tyrone footballer and BBC GAA pundit Owen Mulligan claimed he could not give a breath sample to gardai because he had broken his ribs playing football the previous week.
The three-times All-Ireland winner was giving evidence at Listowel District Court where he was answering charges that he refused to give a blood or urine sample following his arrest on suspicion of being drunk in charge of a vehicle last year.
Mr Mulligan (34), of Church Street, Crookstown, Co Tyrone, denies the offence on August 29 last year.
His solicitor, John O’Dwy-er, the son of legendary GAA manager Mick O’Dwyer, said he was contesting the charge on the grounds that there were discrepancies in the times given of the events by the arresting garda and by the member-in-charge at Listowel Garda Station that night.
Mr O’Dwyer also claims proper procedure hadn’t been followed and gardai failed to inform Mr Mulligan of his obligation to provide a blood or urine sample when he was unable to provide a breath sample.
Gardai claimed Mr Mulligan had not given them any explanation as to why he could not provide a breath sample and had been abusive following his arrest.
They say he had also been “rude” to the local doctor, who attended the station, saying he didn’t believe he was a doctor and refusing to let him near him.
Gda Pierce Ferriter told the court he had arrested Mr Mulligan on suspicion of being drunk in charge of a vehicle following a call received from a member of the public at 1.45am that a man had left the Listowel Arms with a woman and got into a black BMW X6 driving in the direction of William Street.
The wedding of Mr Mulligan’s former team-mate Michael Coleman to the 2011 New York Rose Erin Loughran had taken place the previous day.
Gda Ferriter said that when he approached the car, Mr Mulligan was sitting behind the wheel and the keys were in the ignition with the engine running.
He said there was a strong smell of intoxicating liquor from his breath and his speech was slurred.
When he asked Mr Mulligan to step out of the car, he said he was unsteady on his feet.
Gda Ferriter added: "On the night in question he was very abusive and aggressive towards the doctor and said there was no way he’d let him near him.
“He said he didn’t believe this man was a doctor and was rude and aggressive towards him.”
Gda Ronan Kelliher, who is trained to operate the intoxiliser, said Mr Mulligan “didn’t seem to care” when asked about his demeanour after he had failed to provide a sample.
Dr John Hartnett said Mr Mulligan appeared “very inebriated” and “didn’t fancy” giving either a blood sample or providing a urine sample when asked to do so.
Dr Hartnett said he had not been wearing a tie at 3am but when Mr Mulligan questioned if he was a doctor he showed him his headed paper.
Taking the stand, Mr Mulligan said he had been attending a wedding and had had one glass of wine with dinner.
He said of Dr Hartnett: “No disrespect to the man, but he didn’t look like a doctor and was unsteady on his feet.”
Solicitor Mr O’Dwyer produced a medical statement from Dr Paul J Flanagan confirming Mr Mulligan had been suffering fractured ribs.
If convicted, Mr Mulligan faces being banned from driving for four years as the charge carries an automatic disqualification period for first-time offenders.
Judge James O’Connor adjourned the matter until November to consider his judgment.
Mulligan’s legendary swerve must be on the same. Not easy to sell a dummy to another dummy either. Totti would call “Victimisation”…
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He’s a bould cunt.
Partitionist rating
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