I don’t know? Is there?
Anyone listening to Newstalk on Sunday morning?
Bobby Kerr was live from Kilkenny and some lady was being interviewed about something… cant remember, drink culture in Ireland or something maybe. Anyway she claimed she was horrified that the previous evening she had seen a man leaving a local bar in Kilkenny after having alot of drink. He came in 5 minutes later asking the bar man had he seen the keys of his car as he had lost them? No sign of the keys anywhere…
Turns out they were in the ignition all along but he was too pissed to notice. The bar man called a taxi.
Was she in the Spots, was this indeed LINK himself?
[quote=“Julio Geordio, post: 778267, member: 332”]Asthma :guns: if he’d asthma that bad he’d be a danger on the road
Whatever about drink driving, he’s clearly a cunt anyway.[/quote]
Ironic that the asthma doesn’t prevent the cunt blathering on ad nauseaum in the Dail. Yet he can’t give a quick blow into a bag.
The Clare lads love the drinking and the old driving…
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Rhymes with that alright…
Is he giving him a joint?
behave yerselves
[QUOTE=“THE LINK WALSHe, post: 392863, member: 1102”]
Round these parts we call the station breathalyser “the big bag”,it seldom happens that a fella who fails the bag on the roadside passes the big bag inside in the barracks but it has been known to happen.Anybody who pulls off this feat immediately turns into a local hero,stories of how the whole scenario played out are recalled out at the back of the spots Months and often Years later,“he chewed on 3 five cent coins the whole way in to Kilkenny in the squad,he had six pints drank,passed no fuckin bother”,others would report that “he licked the side window for fifteen minutes and took two quick breaths each time,he had six large ales and a half wan drank,passed no fuckin bother”.
The most enjoyable part is always the reports of how sickened the cops were that he gave them the slip,it is almost always claimed that yer man sneered the shit out of them the whole way home,the post mortem usually finishes with widespread agreement that the escapee is fucked now for a while and wont be able to drive anyplace…“they’ll be watchin him like a fuckin hawk”…“time is on their side the bastards”…“Galavan wont let this one go”.
Six Months or so would usually pass before hed chance it again but fellas would go out of their way to make sure he wasnt on foot during this time,knowing the fix he was in and all that.[/QUOTE]
Gas man:D
back from Glasgow knackered just in time for the wedding anniversary
glass of wine, dinner, line of coke in the jax whilst staring up at Picasso’s iconic "Boy with a dove"on the wall, 2 pints of Heineken in a North Kildare boozer and a quick spin home… no issues
Apparently the DPP had a copy of this and decided the game was up. You couldn’t take anything this one says seriously.
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Naas Garda Deirdre Barry demonstrates to visitors the concept of the ‘Beer Goggles’
Made clean shit of the passenger side mirror around 5am. It will be a handy 50 notes for Bobby Sweeney
You’d get a mirror handy for a tenner in a scrappage yard. Throw them an extra 10 then if your still feeling too fragile to be bothered fixing it yourself.
I’d say he hasn’t hands to wipe his hole.