It doesn’t really count as cute hoorism if it fails miserably.
The Mark Foley defence
“Attempted cute hoorism”
Surely it was stupid cuntism?
They are a different breed in Monaghan, just look at the map to see their aggressive thrust into NI.
In other news they are celebrating Paddy Kavanagh today.
I know of a lad getting chemo. He says that he isn’t allowed to give a blood sample due to it and the guards accept it. He is drink driving all over the place.
I doubt there is such a loophole.
Every cloud
Would he have cancer of the liver per chance?
I think so.
I think the poor guy is riddled with it.
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No.
Was too
I’m after 6 pints here.
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Are you going driving?
Pretending to be mate, he’ll be fine and the roads are safe.
I’m after 10 pints. I have the mother’s car here. Going home early. I’m on the redeye to Heathrow at half seven in the morning
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Good decision, mate.
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A good pilot knows the time to tip on home. 
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I’d sit in with you right now, It’s lads that can’t hold their drink are the problem.
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