Me and Bandage whilst talking to two absolute stunners(!) in the 51 last night
Girls ‘How do ye know each other?’
Bandage ‘We don’t. We met on the internet. This is our first face to face meeting’
Me ‘Hey you told me you were fourteen…’
Its been a problem that I’ve had with him for years. You should have stayed and looked after him - but you never do. Its always left up to me
(for others not in the 51 last night we told one of the aforementioned stunners that me and Ball Ox were brothers and that I had raised him. Flano was our adopted brother but we didnt get on with him. She actually fell for it as well)
A slight problem we ran into was when the other aforementioned stunner :o was told i was the uncle, thought we we’re going to be rumbled at that stage.
“Daddy never wanted me, mammy forced him into adopting me” ;D
A bird was it? Thanks for clearing that up sam, my information was that is was a 34 year old, referred to as “it”. Wasn’t quite sure of the sex of “it”.