Great stuff, @Rocko. I’ll be bringing my business cards.
I think Sidney was referring to the fact that there are two teams across the water playing tomorrow in soccer and he considers that as the main event
[quote=“Bandage, post: 824514, member: 9”]@Sidney[/USER], @[USER=1572]corner back - which one of you fellas is telling porkies?
@balbec[/USER], look it - people like @[USER=236]Fitzy (boasting about firing people) and me are very, very important. I’ll be a valued guest in one of the boxes tomorrow.[/quote]
I am seething with jealousy
@Rocko[/USER] @[USER=9]Bandage
We’re in the same corporate box tomo 
Mrs DB is accompanying me so if you see me applauding Roscommon scores, take it with a pinch of salt
[quote=“thedancingbaby, post: 824537, member: 48”]@Rocko[/USER] @[USER=9]Bandage
We’re in the same corporate box tomo
Mrs DB is accompanying me so if you see me applauding Roscommon scores, take it with a pinch of salt[/quote]
Ah wonderful.
[quote=“thedancingbaby, post: 824537, member: 48”]@Rocko[/USER] @[USER=9]Bandage
We’re in the same corporate box tomo
Mrs DB is accompanying me so if you see me applauding Roscommon scores, take it with a pinch of salt[/quote]
Excellent. I’ll bring 3 business cards so.
Me and Mrs @Ebeneezer Goode are joining us aswell
It’s basically a TFK junket 
The sound on the tv in the box wasn’t functioning properly last week so touch wood, they’ll have it sorted for tomorrow
[quote=“thedancingbaby, post: 824542, member: 48”]Me and Mrs @Ebeneezer Goode are joining us aswell
It’s basically a TFK junket [/quote]
Ah fantastic. Should be a great opportunity to compare and contrast how much we each won on Kev’s bet.
Hmmmm. May be a small problem with that…
Bandage, I offered my services as an excellent guest in the premium levels and have yet to hear from you. What gives? Saving me for the final I presume?
Today I set off on a 27km cycle from Dunshaughlin to my humble abode in West Dublin with a heavy bag on my back. As I was reaching the County Club the pedal (or more importantly the lever that holds the pedal) began to fall off. With no toolkit with me, I veered onto the hard shoulder, hopped off my now uncycleable bike and looked forlornly at it, stranded in the middle of nowhere.
30 seconds later a car pulled up in front of me and a man with a Kerry accent (Listowel to be precise) got out and walked back towards me. “What’s the problem with the bike?” he asked, and I explained the situation. “I might have something that can help you”, he replied and promptly pulled out a bike rack and fastened it to the back of his car.
Then he took the bike of me, loaded it onto the bike rack, asked where I was going and told me to hop in. So I joined him and his two toddlers in the car, we talked away about tomorrow’s match and within 20 minutes he had dropped me at the entrance to my estate.
On the basis that no kind act goes unrewarded, I now feel certain that this Kerryman has brought an unstoppable force of good karma upon his team. I am deeply worried. Kerry to win.
I cinneide says Kerry will win because of tradition and they will really want to.
I really wanted to play hurling for cork when I was 10, turned out I wasn’t good enough and never had a chance. I think we’ll see the same result tonight.
Dreadful article from a good writer.
[quote=“Sidney, post: 824548, member: 183”]Today I set off on a 27km cycle from Dunshaughlin to my humble abode in West Dublin with a heavy bag on my back. As I was reaching the County Club the pedal (or more importantly the lever that holds the pedal) began to fall off. With no toolkit with me, I veered onto the hard shoulder, hopped off my now uncycleable bike and looked forlornly at it, stranded in the middle of nowhere.
30 seconds later a car pulled up in front of me and a man with a Kerry accent (Listowel to be precise) got out and walked back towards me. “What’s the problem with the bike?” he asked, and I explained the situation. “I might have something that can help you”, he replied and promptly pulled out a bike rack and fastened it to the back of his car.
Then he took the bike of me, loaded it onto the bike rack, asked where I was going and told me to hop in. So I joined him and his two toddlers in the car, we talked away about tomorrow’s match and within 20 minutes he had dropped me at the entrance to my estate.
On the basis that no kind act goes unrewarded, I now feel certain that this Kerryman has brought an unstoppable force of good karma upon his team. I am deeply worried. Kerry to win.[/quote]
Daycent skins one and all
Even that rapist and his supporters in Listowel?
The corporate boxes in CP are not the best places. Lower Hogan & Cusack are best, about 15-20 rows back.
I’m not hosting tomorrow, pal. I’m a grateful guest. But, make no mistake, you’re on the list for games when I have responsibility for invitations.
So that’s 5 business cards required now.
[quote=“Bandage, post: 824553, member: 9”]I’m not hosting tomorrow, pal. I’m a grateful guest. But, make no mistake, you’re on the list for games when I have responsibility for invitations.
So that’s 5 business cards required now.[/quote]
Great stuff Bandage. Ever the chameleon, I’ll buy a couple of new shirts and a branded belt if integration is an imperative.
Sidney and this gent seem daycent, can’t believe you’d question poor Sid.
Off to the game tomorrow with some daycent skins from both footballing strongholds, the glory of it
[quote=“myboyblue, post: 824555, member: 180”]Sidney and this gent seem daycent, can’t believe you’d question poor Sid.
Off to the game tomorrow with some daycent skins from both footballing strongholds, the glory of it [/quote]
You said all Kerry people were day cent skins. So you think rapists are daycent?