Early Risers Club - A sneak peek into Corkie’s work practises

Decided to tell he
“Oh forgot to mention I need capping done
Walls and pillars”
Honest to God

I’ll call up with the Custard Creams when I get the chance.

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Hurry up ffs

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Your timing is impeccable

The forums favourite Republican Painter gone home to bed. Too late :cry:, ah well.

They were out of custard creams, got a pack of good Protestant biscuits instead :wink:

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It’s how he ended up in the Ra

When he moved up North he met Martin McGuinness in a pub, he said ‘I heard you paint houses’ and Corkie said ‘as a matter of fact I do’

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What would you paint that gate with?
I’d say it’s already painted over galvanise, is it?

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Ohhhhhhhh such devilment
Never liked mcg
Turncoat and informer and MI6 agent for decades

Him and grizzly let men die on hunger strike for SFs advancement

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My own personal thoughts on him and Adams the cunt
Whacked a friend in Belfast because of his politics

Killing another republican is wrong

I went up with Cork SF provisional
To attend a Bloody Sunday commemoration end of

Hey Corkie…
Lads I know in South Co. Dublin have a 4 story apartment and the windows are most likely teak. The management company maintain the outside but they got a lad in to prime, undercoat and apply 2 finish coats to the windows, doors and a few louvre doors inside. Some of the windows are floor to ceiling.
Anyhow he gave them a price to include the provision of the paint (soft black from the Farrow and Ball range) The job took 7 days to complete and satisfaction was expressed.

Tell me what you think these chumps peeled for the job given I thought the paint would be about €350-400 range…
I think you may be undercharging for your excellent services.

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Cunt I worked for last few days wouldn’t boil a kettle or let me into piss

That’s cheap price for paint
How many windows?
Back n front?

I have no idea, possibly 15 or so. 5/7 doors and a few closets. €2,500 sheets anyhow. Dear!!!

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Fuck- farrow n ball or not that’s some price

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That’s farrow n ball ( red) and walls
Several years ago
Nice to work with but I couldn’t justify buying it myself

Lady of the house had notions,
Despite me getting her colour trend at a reasonable price she insisted on using F n B everywhere
Madness

There was no need to paint behind the TV sure.
Waste of good paint….

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Is that the same house you were working outside on yesterday? Nice gaff.

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Na- them cunts were aristocracy born in the wrong century
2 whures with notions
Not even a tradesman’s entrance
Entry verboten

It’s shit inside
Like the outside was
No decoration in 40 years
Yet plenty of bobs
Won’t be going again

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