Early Risers Club - A sneak peek into Corkie’s work practises

[Corksfinedtboy]

Now now do a job proper or not at all
No short cuts
As without doubt sone effer will say diwn the road
WTF painted this place

Seriously a guy living in Herons wood
Working in the examiner
Married to a lovely polish girl
Had me not painting behind the drapes
And sofa

Of course when I happened to mention it at tea time
His ok doll went ape
( as I knew she would)
Same miserable bastard would only buy enough paint for the days work
“ instead of buying too much🙈”
Passed all this to his woman aswell

Well by the 3 rd day I’d enough paint to do 2 houses​:ladder:

[Corksfinedtboy]

That’s off Pouladuff rd

[habanerocat]

Ah, I was only messing with you. If a job is worth doing and all that.

The brother in law used only paint the skirting at the window and door. Sure you can’t see the rest of it, he’d say.

[Corksfinedtboy]

The lazy devil
My ex partner
Now a safety officer in Sweden
Used to if we’d a big job on and done of the ceilings looked fresh
He’d underrepresented the light fitting and leave them down as if the veil was done or about to be done
Do the walls , leave them down until he was asked after job over
“ I forgot to tighten up the fitttings bud”
Always hit away with it in a commercial scenario
I hadn’t the balls

[habanerocat]

Oh, you had the balls alright I’d say.

[Corksfinedtboy]

Long ago yeah
But I wouldn’t do it tbh

[Juhniallio]

[Corksfinedtboy]

Decent looking day so far

[maurice_brown]

Saw this thought of you straight away @Corksfinedtboy

[Corksfinedtboy]

Brilliantly done

[Locke]

Up and at ‘em gents.

[Batigol]

Just another Manic Monday

[Locke]

Ding dong!

[Corksfinedtboy]

Lovely morning

[Corksfinedtboy]

[LionelRitchie]

Beautiful morning out there today

[Corksfinedtboy]

Nearly time lads
Kettles on

[Corksfinedtboy]

What a day to be alive

[ciarancareyshurlingarmy]

To quote Cork’s finest…

What a day to be alive.

[Corksfinedtboy]

Mon now FFS
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