You’d want your head examined to be stuck in the Alps at this time of year
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Beautifully wispy low fog down this morning
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On steroids here for a couple of days after chemo. Fucking hopping since 5am. Just back from a 5k walk and would gladly cut the lawn
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Get at it, fuck the neighbours, you’ll have a clear run at the day then
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I’ve already the breakfast roll eaten. Switching over to full time-killing mode now
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Didn’t you have some cunt of a neighbour that used to do an early morning mow? Time for revenge…
No, that was me. The neighbour was a doley. He’s gone since. Lazy cunt. I powered the mower up one Saturday morning around 1/2 7. He was after a sinful on the Friday night. Went apeshit he did.
Fuck him
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What’s the earliest you’d cut the lawn?
You can’t be cutting the grass at 730 mate
Why?
It’s too early, wouldn’t bother me as I’d never sleep past 7 but you don’t know what your neighbors have been up to, it’s common curtesy
Ah, I haven’t since back then tbf. But 9am is fair game
I’d say 8:30 would be fair game. 09:00 should have no issues
I’ll watch the rugby and give it a twist after
8am weekday, 8.30am weekend. Anyone not out of the scratcher at that stage deserves a gentle alarm clock
Many years ago when @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy lived at home and was ordered to cut the lawn he would do it at 6.30am…he was soon relieved of the duty
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Yup. Lawn gets cut and trimmed. Done and dusted by 11am. Car then gets a good Hoover and polish inside. May take it for a wash depending on forecast. Sometimes take a trip into town in the pm depending on sporting fixtures
I remember him mentioning bees and wild grass but it fell on deaf ears. He was a man of nature even back then. He was always destined for activism and the green agenda.
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Sounds like a smashing Saturday mate.
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Ah yeah. I’ve a new lease of life kid. I haven’t felt as well in 5 years. Energy levels are up 40% I’d say since they got rid of those tumours. I still maintain that giving up the fags has contributed just as much though
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