Early Risers Club - A sneak peek into Corkie’s work practises

The fags more so I’d say mate, the tumors are hardly 5 years old
Clever lads smoking fags in 2019 is just insane, convincing themselves that they enjoy it :crazy_face:

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I never got into smoking and I’m very glad I didn’t . A hard job to quit.

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Believe it or not, the tumours have been manifesting for over 20 years. I had an operation for adhesions back in the 90s. The surgeon reckoned that they missed a tiny adhesion which lead to the Issue.

What’s an adhesion?

Jaysus :anguished: well done on quitting the fags anyway, it’s for the birds

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Jesus Christ Mike I’m shook to hear this news. I’m not tuned into these things at all on the forum. You’ll be ok Mike, I’ll put you in my prayers.

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An adhesion is a small string of skin that usually occurs after an operation. It grows downwards and if one gets unlucky (like I did) it can wrap itself around an intestine. In extreme circumstances it can cut through the intestine and cause serious issues. In my case it tightened itself just enough to cause blockages which meant that I could never empty the bowels fully. This in turn left faeces longer in the body then they should be, eventually causing the cancer. Sorry for being so technical but you did ask

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Is it fixed now?

It is. The chemo is just preventative and the bag is due to be reversed after Christmas. But tbh if they told me they couldn’t reverse it, it wouldn’t cost me a thought. There are so ma y colostomy support products available, it’s unreal. If you met me you wouldn’t even know I had one. Anyway I told you before they got I all. That’s why I’m still surprised at the lack of abuse you’re sending my way, you gowl

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Being nice to you irks you more mate

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Would you ever fuck off back to your dirty kitchen and bake a fish pie.

The guy has had cancer inside him sapping away his energy levels for years and you’re banging on about him giving up the fags being the difference.

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Would you cut it on a Sunday?

The neighbour cuts his every Sunday morning. I think it’s his hangover cure

Whoa, being lectured to by a filthy racist isn’t going to hurt much

If it makes you feel like a hard man to call me a paedo work away you sad racist cunt

Just getting a few jobs done here. All ireland Sunday is a special day, and some lads wasting it in the scratcher. Unreal.

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Off out on the bike. Beautiful day here. About time tbh. Football refereeing cancelled so home for a bath, then the hurling, then out for the dinner, fillum then, and leaba, and we go again :grimacing:

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Myself & the young fella were watching the AI Semi v Wexford at 7am, after his nappy & bottle of course.
Watching Peppa now since the young wan got up.

Collecting Pat Fox for the spin up the road in a few hours, I sorted him with a daycent ticket.

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How’s Kevin Fox these days?

Great to see the lads that go to all the games looked after