Why the Whatsapp hate?
I hear cunts going on about it at work and have decided to stay clear of it mate.
Iâve too many enemies to be going on a free text app like that.
Auld age tooâŚIâd be very slow to progress with the latest fad.
Youâre missing out, itâs unreal
Please tell Tim,
Iâm not on the Facebook, the bebo or the snapchat. I donât even know what the last one is. Not on Linkin in either.
Iâll tell you this though. Youâre a cunt. I donât need nine Aâs to confirm it neither. Youâre A Cunt!
Are you on the fire water, mate?
Just back from a couple of nights away so Iâve drivers around if things go madâŚ
Iâm on the VCRâs tonight.
Of all the lies you have told on here thatâs the biggest one.
Them tan cunts wouldnât drink cold tae
The english wouldnt drink warm tae. Bacardi breezers are the order of the day the wake cunts
Sorry Julio.
While watching the the Wales v ingerland game in a pub beside the Dundrum Shopping Centre. I was minding my own business at the bar watching the game on the small TV behind the bar⌠It was full of knackers as wellâŚanyway,
A Black lad (Iâm not racist) asked for 3 champagne cocktails,
The Eastern European bar maid didnât know what they were!
Glass of champagne??..donât sell it by the glass, we have prosecco she said!
Glass of prosecco then!
We only have a small bottles!
Thatâll do. Can I have a champagne glass. Some sugar, and a brandy,
Ingerlish lad drops sugar in, then prosecco very carefully and then in goes the brandy. âŹ47 odd for the 3 drinks.
He turns to me and says; ah right mate!
I being my Paddy self says; she wouldnât be asked for that too often: quick as a flash he says; you wanna taste??
Eh?
Itâs a champagne cocktail?
Ah your grand.
Taste the facking thing! In a non agressive manner.
Yer grand,
Taste it,
Eh okay. I take a sip and think Iâm out of here before saying (take a guess);
- Thatâs mighty, fair play - COYBIG
- Thatâs great stuff altogether - COYBIG
- Iâd rather a VCR and a bit of personal meself.
Before heading off, he said; never forget the sugar, it sets it straight to the blood stream.
Now you wouldnât get that drinking nor insight from some farmer in paddy land or some farmer over in the mainland trying to impress someone at the railway station at Watford with his 'dya want a pint of Guinness?
âŚ
Can we not be somewhere in between those two options?
I love the way you told that. Youâve a great way about you
Drinking the place dry
I would bloody love to be in Bordeaux with my comrades today, love it. Have a great weekend guys.
Iâm worried about our national flag.
Ah thats brilliant. Fair play, some seriousness and focus on the unreported stories out there, but then, THEN, right at the end you getâŚ
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