This cunt isnt even Irish.
What a loser!
Thatâs why he wasnât passed out on the sidewalk.
the author of this article should be killed immiediately
UP TO 200 missing Nigerian schoolgirls have been freed after over two years in captivity, after a hundred or so Irish soccer fans swarmed into a Boko Haram camp with a few bags of cans and a flag bearing the hilarious slogan âdown with this sort of thingâ.
The Irish fans had been attending the Euro 2016 championship in France, but had set out on the voyage to free the kidnapped girls after running out of sound things to do between matches.
âYeah, we had fixed a few spare tyres, danced with a few French cops, serenaded a bus full of convicted murderers. We were running out of ways to be gasâ said Sean Hanley, who just loves the craic.
âPeople were losing interest in us. Joe.ie had gone nearly a full hour without posting a video titled âCheck what these Irish fans did at Euro 2016â⌠so we said âfuck it, letâs go free them schoolgirlsââ.
A spokesperson for the ISIS spin-off said that the arrival of the Irish fans was unexpected, but that their friendliness and love of song charmed the terrorist group into handing over the 200 Chibok girls who they had been holding since raiding their school in April 2014.
âA sea of green descended into our camp, singing âlet them schoolgirls go free, let them schoolgirls go free, la la la la. Hey! la la la laââ said Kevin Boko, former member of Boko Haram.
âThey got right in the middle of us, all holding plastic pint glasses of beer, dancing and hugging us. One guy did the worm, it was fairly gas alright. We were initially going to cut their heads off and stick them on spikes throughout the jungle to let Western people know that they are not welcome here, but in the end we were having such a good time that we said go on ahead, the girls are out the back. One of the Irish guys gave me his jersey. Fucking legendâ.
Buoyed by their success in Nigeria, the Best Fans In the World⢠will now travel to Israel to sort out the conflict with Palestine before heading back to France for Saturdayâs must-win clash with Belgium at the Nouveau Stade De Bordeaux.
Just checked into penthouse and have stacked up on cansâŚi can hear some cunt singing the fields and i will not be out mingling with those rugby bastards hijacking our tournamentâŚill be staying put with my cans thank you very much.
Kevin Boko
Looks more like Amsterdam.
Have you some reruns of love hate or the late late show to keep you going til you can get out of that hell hole of a city at the earliest opportunity?
Fuck it, we know where the Belgians are drinking we are gonna head up there.
It is. A good % of our club hurling & football sides in the photo were going to Paris via Amsterdam.
Smashing heads I hope. This making friends lark has been done to death.
The boys are on their way to the RLD just around the corner to the right.
I had to think about âRLDâ
You will never, ever take the Limerick out of the boy.
Handbag snatching then.
Pure innocent boy.
Finger banging some young wans arse hole.
Pure past it, boy.