Elon Musk

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I saw someone on Twitter referring to those Stripe brothers as the Happy Pear Tech Twins and I found it amusing.

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That looks horrible bro.

That will trigger a few lads

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Pat McDonaghā€™s best from the heartbeat of Ireland, Junction 14

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Musk is a pure cunt. Heā€™s a top troll tho that would fit in well here if he wasnā€™t set on world domination.

Im somewhat immune to his antics as ive watched him trolling the crypto space for a couple of years, manipulating the market and sneering away about it. Heā€™s a bit like HBV or @Gman or @Horsebox ā€¦ Youā€™d end up begrudgingly respecting them while still being fully aware they are cunts.

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You can forgive a manā€™s flaws when he has the usual suspects hopping like sausages

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They knocked out a few projects in between all the arsein around, aytin and talking :joy:

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An hour in a soft play area followed by a lounge in a log cabin and then half a pint of red wine to unwind. Musk should just charge his employees to get in the door

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Surely a piss take :smile:

Whatever about stripe possibly cutting to the chase a bit Iā€™d definitely rather find out exactly what redundancy I was getting rather than leaving the whole world speculating on it like musk has.

Musk is playing a blinder if Matt Coopers moaning this evening is anything to go by. His business correspondent Ian Guider? fairly put him in his place.

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heā€™s doing something right if he has cunts like Matt Cooper and James Oā€™Brien hopping like sausages in a fryin pan

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In fairness, the lefty headbangers had a good two years of it during covidā€¦ Theyā€™re getting it served back to em in spades lately.

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I donā€™t see anyone celebrating. He let people go. Itā€™s his business. He paid a fortune for it. Redundancies are a (sad) part of life

Theyā€™re part of nearly every big takeoverā€¦ The sellers knew this selling.

The capitalist pigs are circling

Twitter lost 300 million in itā€™s most recent quarter, while adding 50% to itā€™s R&D cost over the past year. When the story of the Tech 2020 - 2023 boom and bust is told, they will be the poster child.

Iā€™d say a bit of restructuring is warranted.

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More U turns here than a tory government

Canā€™t have it two ways though. Heā€™s way way overpaid for it seemingly out of bizarre hubris. Heā€™s an absolute genius mental bastard hank scorpio type. While half of me would love seeing him get comeuppance, the other half thinks being a hardass cunt is at least very straight. Presume thereā€™ll be a heap of expensive settlements though and this fuckacting will cost him in the long run.