Don’t hold your breath mate.
Twitter’s one was concise and to the point, compared to the Stripe self-indulgent bore-fest.
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Oh aye, he’s nailing it so far 
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Calling terminated employees alumni is all kinds of nauseating.
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The upshot is the same. “We’re sorry, but your number has been purged from our central computer. You’re snipped. You no longer exist.”
Calling employees of Stripe - Stripes. Fuck off.
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They’ll help the stripes come to terms with it this week, but next week they can go and fuck themselves.
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I saw someone on Twitter referring to those Stripe brothers as the Happy Pear Tech Twins and I found it amusing.
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That looks horrible bro.
That will trigger a few lads
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Pat McDonagh’s best from the heartbeat of Ireland, Junction 14
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Musk is a pure cunt. He’s a top troll tho that would fit in well here if he wasn’t set on world domination.
Im somewhat immune to his antics as ive watched him trolling the crypto space for a couple of years, manipulating the market and sneering away about it. He’s a bit like HBV or @Gman or @Horsebox … You’d end up begrudgingly respecting them while still being fully aware they are cunts.
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You can forgive a man’s flaws when he has the usual suspects hopping like sausages
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They knocked out a few projects in between all the arsein around, aytin and talking 
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An hour in a soft play area followed by a lounge in a log cabin and then half a pint of red wine to unwind. Musk should just charge his employees to get in the door
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Surely a piss take 
Whatever about stripe possibly cutting to the chase a bit I’d definitely rather find out exactly what redundancy I was getting rather than leaving the whole world speculating on it like musk has.
Musk is playing a blinder if Matt Coopers moaning this evening is anything to go by. His business correspondent Ian Guider? fairly put him in his place.
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he’s doing something right if he has cunts like Matt Cooper and James O’Brien hopping like sausages in a fryin pan
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