I am, pal. I regard you as one of my best (online) mates. I am not fully convinced Bandage is being truthful …
Here - I thought you were meant to be a mate?
I am, pal. I regard you as one of my best (online) mates. I think Farmer’s silence indicates his guilt.
[quote=“Bandage, post: 147298, member: 9”]I was in town earlier and I gave Rocko a shout to meet him to give him my season card for Sunday’s derby so he could pass it onto one of the other lads.
Anyway, I was chatting to him and he mentioned that his mp3 player was broken and he needed to bolt up to Peat’s to get it fixed or replaced.
I asked him what the story was and he explained that the actual mp3 player seemed to be powering up fine and was in working order but he couldn’t hear any sound out of it.
So, I just looked at it and asked had he considered the possibility that the earphones were simply broken and not the mp3 player itself.
And the clown was standing there with a big, goofy head on him as I grabbed his mp3 player and popped in the earphones from my own one and sure enough it was working fine.
What an idiot. Apparently it’s been like that for months and he never even thought of trying different earphones in it.[/quote]
[quote=“Rocko, post: 147303, member: 1”]You fucker Bandage. And there I was pondering whether to tell the true story over on the IOTM thread and I opted out of it as I didn’t think it was fair on you!
You’re some tulip. Broken MP3 player on the way to Peats,
I said give me a look, Bandage hands it over, sure enough no sound from the earphones.
- Did ya try other earphones I asked almost rhetorically.
-No sure, I don’t have any other earphones that would fit into that hole.
-That’s just a normal earphone socket Bandage. - Ah is it?
- Sure is. I’ll get my earphones and check.
(Rocko gets his earphones, presses play and we have sound) - Here ya stupid fuck it’s just broken earphones
- Where can I get new earphones?
- Anywhere. Dixons in Jervis if you’re going to the Celtic Store (previously discussed as Bandage wants his new hoops for Sunday)
- And what do I ask for?
- Just earphones. Try and get Sennheisers for about 20 quid.
- And do I need to show them the mp3 player so they can work out what ones to get?
- No ya fool. They’re all the same.
Moron.[/quote]
Especially for @Rintintin
[quote=“Rocko, post: 147315, member: 1”]
See ya in Glasgow tubby.[/quote]
This was the highlight for me.