Erling Braut Haaland

GOAT

Wow.

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united humiliated CR7 today

he made a huge mistake going back. one of the all time greats, a real winner watching Marcus Rashford stink it out.

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Ronaldo should have signed for City when he had the chance and thus preventing this Viking behemoth from being in the perfect place to make a joke of the game.

City played it lovely. A real game of knifey spoony

City never wanted Utd. They were just driving up the price for United

Sure they paid Juve pocket change for him. City could have done with him badly at stages last season. In the same way, City are fairly bollocksed once Haaland gets injured.

Ah cmon, imagine having messi in the prem league, twud be unreal

the wages pal. City won the league last year without a centre forward, theyā€™ll be grand

They were fairly strong before he arrived too sure. Iā€™d imagine that new lad Alvarez would play through the middle if Haaland got injured. Pep favoured a strikerless team last season.

i think Haaland is fundamental in breaking down the teams that play with two banks. this is a pure footix comment but his accelaration in short spaces with de bruyne slipping through balls canā€™t be defended

lOlZ

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Thank fuck he didnt decide to represent the country of his birth

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He was the missing piece. For all of Peps tappy tappy, when they came up against a team of equal quality they missed a goalscorer

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like I said earlier, he changes all the dynamics. You canā€™t sit in, cos he will kill you with his accelaration in short spaces and crosses in the box. Teams will have to come out against City now and then heā€™ll kill them in behind. He is a complete game changer

Who would have thought that a player as ordinary as Alfe Inge Haaland would father the greatest striker the game has ever seen.

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the mother must have been some yolk

I havenā€™t read all 39 posts on this thread.
But get this. Heā€™s actually injured at the moment.

Unrealā€¦.