Erling Braut Haaland

Alfe was a grand player. Failed nowhere.

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Iā€™m sure I read somewhere that she was good at the sport she took part in. Not sure if it was Alpine related.

Edit: his mother competed in the heptathlon

I didnā€™t say anything about him failing anywhere. I said he was ā€˜such an ordinary playerā€™, which he was. Heā€™d a very good career for himself for his ability, got the best out of himself for sure

Can we also put to bed that Roy Keane finished Alfie with that tackle (through injury) alfie played on for the rest of the match, played for Norway a few days later and for Leeds the next week. He finished up from surgery on the other knee.

He might have been mentally done after it.

I wonder will Roy ever have to stand in front of Erling? Could be like when the boys avenged Ragnars death in Vikings

Weā€™ll probably see a reunion of Alf and Keane soonā€¦ Sky will knock an hour long documentary out of it and @Arthur will lap it all up in his Man U pajamas

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Theyā€™re after knocking a decade out of Keane and Vieira shouting at each other in the tunnel

Iā€™d imagine Roy and Alfie would get on famously now. Much better than Roy and Ferguson anyway.

Didnā€™t they try to do it at the weekend but one or both of the lads were having none of it? Or maybe I read that wrong scrolling through twitter

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Haaland is 6ā€™5".

Wasnā€™t it City he was playing for when that tackle happened

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Whoever it was, he played the next week

Yeah it was City he was playing for Iā€™m fairly sure. Happened in 2001? Keane held a grudge because he injured himself trying to kick Haaland in 1997 and because Haaland stood over him telling to get up. Haaland was at Leeds at that stage.

Erling starts tonight looking to add to his tally of 26 goals in 21 appearances in the Champions league

27 in 22.

Right foot finish from 12 yards. This is frightening stuff

28 in 22. Tap in from a rebound.

Fucking hell

SSN had this graph of if he kept his scoring rate up heā€™d score 70 odd goals. Youā€™d laugh at it, then he scores another two in the first half :face_with_spiral_eyes:

that was 70 in the premier league mateā€¦ 120 in all competitions at the current rate.

Goal 1

Is the epl so much easier than Germany to scpre goals?