Erling Braut Haaland

We’ve already chalked it off - let him pad his stats

Pep tried it with zatlan and it didn’t work. His ego is too big now to admit defeat.

So,
Hojlund, this season
23 matches. 7 goals. 2 assists in EPL
6 matches, 5 goals in pool stages of Europe, and eliminated at first hurdle is a a genius.

Haaland, with 25 matches, 19 goals and 6 assists in the EPL , and 8 matches, 6 goals 1 assist in the champions league is a donkey.

The world according to Bridie.

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Found out. An absolute cod if you’re not playing Luton Town or Burnley.

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A good lad on a high nellie going down a hill

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Pussy.

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I actually Haaland was decent first half an hour when City were getting good balls into the box. I doubt a cross when in second half.

A very bad indictment of the Premier League that this donkey gets so many goals

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The game of football is just too complex for some people.

He’s a cart horse.

Keane 1
Haaland 0

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Hmm.
Let’s see.
Age 23 Roy has won 1 x EPL

Oh and a “full members cup”

Haaland

And 850k a week wages.

But you’re right, it’s Roy 1 haaland 0

Absolutely
:joy::joy::joy::joy:

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I was simply referring to the recent spat. Shur other than a couple of balls bouncing off his head, erling barely touched leather last night

:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

@Fulvio_From_Aughnacloy had his number from the outset.
Did haaland even step up for a pelanty past night?

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He had been taken off before extra time started.

LoLz he had Agueros number too iirc.

Only a lump hammer, can’t do it when the need is most. Champ manager on easy mode even took him off last night when Citeh needed someone to step up.

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I didn’t notice

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