Nobody’s watching a mid-table six pointer.
Missed a penalty and offside for the follow up
Gvardiol rapidly succumbing to Colin Hendry syndrome
Eh, Colin Hendry was good.
Poor aul Haaland, not even taking that on. Confidence shot to shit now. Tough year.
When you’re picking diddy clubs like Dortmund and Man City you are never a true great.
Same can be said for de bruyne. The German jokers league and Man City won’t stand the test
Of the time.
Haaland will always have those back to back hat-tricks against Ipswich and West Ham back in August.
What did Coleman say to Haaland?
He was asking him what Mackey said to Ring.
You never lost it Haaland.
Jesus Christ ![]()
Haaland shutting a few people up today by getting the second goal for Abu Dhabi as they lead in form West Ham 2-0.
Big. Game. Player.
He’s only gone and scored again and it’s now 4-0.
Doing. It. When. It. Matters.
Not so good tonight in a tight mid-table six-pointer.
He’ll do wreck in league 2
The kid stays in the picture
Haaland, Haaland
He’s a blue, just like his dad
Now he’s at the Etihad
Ha-Ha-Ha-Haaland, hey
Haaland, Haaland
Yorkshire born, Norwegian lad
Roy Keane tried to kill his dad
Ha-Ha-Ha-Haaland, hey
City must only be getting a slap on the wrist.
Why would they get anything else? All they tried to do was break the cosy cartel. In truth they saved football for everyone.

